Welcome all to this chapter that I played in like, 2022. From 3.2 I was actually playing in current year.
Tosca: We're really doing this right in front of me huh?
Luzija: Robin! My...friend! Notice anything different about me?
Robin: Loving the makeover, Luzi. It's good to see you.
Luzija: One night and you missed me that much, huh?
Robin: Absolutely! I have no problem admitting vulnerability.
Luzija: Wow. That is NOT what I'm used to.
Fredrick: Preza...c'mon! You said I could call you when I aged up and look, here I am!
Robin: See, it's not an unreasonable stipulation.
Luzija: Eh, yeah, you're right.
Robin: Hey also, I am still stuck with my parents and they've been saying-
Luzija: It's time for you to move out? Fair enough. I'm not gonna get to do that. Wanna come be supported by my mum and grandparents?
Robin: Do I ever!
They were already Good Friends so this was easy, lol.
Impreza: Oh God, they're gonna be all happy and committed and shit. Gross.
Robin: Now you don't have to take your displeasure out on us.
Impreza: Hey, I like being unattached. I genuinely find all of this gross.
Luzija: Which means we're doing somethin' right!
Lol maybe not so honourable, they haven't even kissed yet.
Robin: After an appropriate courtship and amount of time of course!
Robin: I really am happy to know you, Luzija.
Luzija: Awww...even with-
Robin: Even with all the eccentricities.
Robin: The Watcher missed our first kiss shot! I thought that was supposed to be important!
Luzija: Yeah, well, now you see what we put up with.
Luzija: Well. There'll be many more.
Robin: Damn I hope so, after the first one was so wonderful.
Luzija: Oh you.
Luzija: So. This is where you'll be staying. Unless you want to sleep in the single beds like my dumbass sister Impreza.
Robin: This is fine with me!
Robin: Oh shit, I should probably actually grab STUFF to move with-
Bea: There's a stranger in your bedroom Luzi! Stranger danger!
Luzija:...I invited him. We've been friends for years anyway, where have you been?
The old people in the house do in fact exist still.
Cybil: OMG! Dad! More ancient happiness. Again! My face hurts from smiling.
Jude: So does mine, which is why I gave it to you!
Cybil: Seriously it's been 10 years since I went to the jungle!
Jude: It's like the longest flu ever!
Fredrick:....Does she mind?
Impreza: No. She's impervious to embarrassment. At least that's what it seems. C'mon, feel me up.
Tosca: mmmmm empty bowl.
Luzija: I pitch, you ca - wait, you pitch, I catch, I think.
Robin:...Are you sure you're ready to do, y'know-
Luzija: Are you ready? Who calls it 'y'know'?
Either way, she rolled the whim so I let 'em do it.
Robin: So I've never actually-
Luzija: Yeah, I knew. I know my sister and you're acting like, y'know. The opposite.
Robin: Fair enough.
Luzija: S cool. We can suck at WooHoo together for a bit.
Fredrick: Aha! I got you! You were so scared.
This is the other couple. Impreza does seem to like him more than her other flings.
Fredrick: Not saying much.
Impreza: You are deeply annoying and immature-
Impreza: But your idiot ass is still my favourite.
Cali: What a goddamn mess this place is! I always knew my father was the better brother.
Impreza:...No I actually don't know who this lady is.
Tosca: This homestead is perfect! I built it from the ground up and I will not have Jude's jumped-up little niece coming in here and shaming-
Jude: Whaaaat, Impreza does not still live here, now give us the extra food-
Tosca:...We are behind on fridge stocking tho.
And finally these two made it official.
Robin: So can I call you 'girlfriend' now, Luzi dear?
Luzija: Ooh, I'd like nothing more.
Luzija: Oh God, the voices, starting again...is it true I can't be loved?
Robin: Obviously not, cos I'm with you all the way Lu!
Luzija: Dear oh dear you were not supposed to hear this. This isn't who I am!
(Except it is)
Robin: Well I'm...standing right here. Not sure how this could have been avoided.
Anyway they're now official. Woo.
Fredrick: -and he swallowed the whole thing, and I was like duuuuude-
Impreza: Fredrick.
Fredrick: Yeah girl?
Impreza: You got that Goth money?
Fredrick: I mean, my parents aren't dead yet-
Impreza: What if we got married?
Fredrick: Say what now?
Jude: Damn Luzi you couldn't have waited?...Well, she got the muscles to do it, huh? Maybe I did have an influence.
Bea: Can we just go out? Y'all never walk me.
Robin: Hell, I mean I live here now, we're together officially...will you marry me?
Luzija: *gasp* But, what about...
Robin: What about what, silly? If it's too soon, I'll back off, but don't say no 'cos you're insecure.
Luzija: I mean c'mon Robin, I'm hella insecure. But I'll still say...
Luzija: That it's definitely too soon. I mean, I like that you're a romantic but damn can't we enjoy ourselves as boyfriend/girlfriend for a bit? Also my family's gonna be a disaster at a wedding, I just know it.
Robin: I suppose I understand.
Luzija: C'mon. Marrying you would be a nuts and impulsive thing to do right now, and that is not who I am-
Robin: *sniff* I'm fine.
Luzija: C'mon man life isn't a romcom.
Luzija: I do love you. We'll revisit the option.
Robin: Works for me.
Robin: Cool, I've started a new job! First step, find out what 'conservation' actually means...when I saw the ad I thought it was a misspelling of conversation!
I still haven't done this career somehow. Robin is a Good Insider and a Child of the Ocean so I figured he'd be a good test Sim. His aspiration is actually Super Parent so I guess they'll both be very hands on parents.
Impreza: So? Wanna stick it to the so-called 'alpha couple'?
Fredrick: Is that your only reason?
Impreza: Nah. I do enjoy your company.
Fredrick: I need no more convincing. Gimme that ring.
Impreza: Haha. I win.
Meanwhile Luzija retreated to her balcony to host a private meditation.
Tosca: I mean I'm doing this cos she's my granddaughter, no way would I spend $80 on this.
Cherish: Wait this costs $80?
Cali: I hate this family.
Berwyn: So. When's the wedding?
Robin: Very funny, Berwyn.
Berwyn: Wasn't trying to be, but also thank you. Nobody's ever told me that before.
Robin: She said no. I mean we did only just make it romantic-
Berwyn: Eh. I bet you'll convince her. She's just trying to prove herself is all.
PREZA in your grandparents' bed?
Cybil: Nice outfit. Reminds me of me when I was your age. One day you won't be able to pull off those shorts.
Luzija:...Just wonderful, Mother.
Cybil: Isn't it? Perhaps our lives will turn out similar-
Luzija: Even better.
Cybil: Y'know, Impreza still lives here, right with that new man of yours-
Luzija: That's enough.
Now that Luzi's a YA I decided to explore some of the new Spa Day options.
Luzija: Kenichi! Good to meet you! Excited to give you my first manicure.
Kenichi: Wait what.
Cybil: Oh GREAT maybe they'll stop making out for once!
Kenichi:...Is this your bedroom?
Luzija: Hey I'm just starting out. I don't have all my shit together.
Kenichi: It's weird that I'm in here.
Luzija: Yeah, but I've already started, let's just ignore that.
Oh, and Fredrick lives here too right now, lol. Probably just for a couple days before I kick him and Preza out.
Fredrick: It's been T minus 5 hours since my last spa treatment, and lord knows I don't trust little miss Luzi to do it.
He is High Maintenance, Erratic and a Snob. A beautiful combination of traits.
Kenichi: Ah...your fingers are magic.
Luzija: Hey. Cousin Jackie. Is there a reason you're just standing there?
Jaqueline: There is, it's because my freshly YA cousin is standing over my husband in a skimpy outfit, and he's enjoying it more than he's enjoyed my company in years.
Luzija: Doesn't sound like my problem really.
Yasmin: Heard you got engaged.
Impreza: Yeah, but I still need to..fulfil some goals, if you will. Besides, he's into all that. He worships me.
Yasmin: As he should. I would happily worship at his side.
Impreza: You're hot, he might be into that.
Tosca: Boy what are you doing to that salad.
Robin: Don't worry I'll wash my hands.
Fredrick: I think it adds flavour. I should know. I read restaurant reviews in the free paper sometimes.
Jaqueline: Oh by the way your fiance is in there with my husband, alone-
Robin: Hey can we not-
Tosca: Oh did she say no?
Robin: I'm pretty sure this has been discussed-
Jaqueline: Wait so you got engaged, Fredrick?
Fredrick: She actually asked me.
Luzija: Impreza. Wants to get married.
Jaqueline: I mean what's the problem.
Luzija: There's gotta be a catch. You think she's giving up on her little harem yet?
Fredrick: Oh, probably not. I'll just let her get it out of her system, and then we'll be together forever.
Robin: It's almost too simple, isn't it?
Fredrick: Shut up man I got rejected one less time than you.
Ophira: Well. Apparently quite a lot went on this day. Anyone gonna let me in?
It's 11pm just go home.
Ophira: Bitch please. I have a whole repertoire of annoying sounds and I ain't afraid to use em.
HEY anyway Berwyn's pregnant, yay.
Robin: Um, Hey, it's 2am do you mind-
Ophira: Psh, says the stranger. Who let you in here?
Robin: I live here and I'm Luzija's boyfriend.
Ophira: Luzija? Isn't she like ten? I call pervert.
Robin:...You're Auntie Ophira then?
Ophira: Yeah! How'd you know?
Haven't heard from these guys in a while, but it's a shame they're apparently on the rocks.
Tosca: Awww Bea you're gonna be an old-timer like me and my children soon, just you wait-
Bea: I don't wanna be like you. Can you please just wash me?
Fredrick: Wazzup bitches. Looking fine, Impreza's grandma!
Tosca:...How long is he gonna live here? Didn't the Watcher make Lu heir to avoid this?
Fredrick: You can never avoid me. I'm everywhere. I'm about to go verbally shit on your husband's artwork. I once went to a museum so I know things.
Tosca: Goddamn snobs.
Fredrick: Also, if I had a dog I'd wash it.
Robin: Seriously your aunt really freaked me out-
Luzija: I mean I wish she'd used a different mirror to talk to herself with.
Robin: Also I am not a pervert like she said and I'd appreciate somebody clearing that up-
Luzija: I mean 'tis fine, but we did kinda do the jailbait wait-
Robin: Is that - look I never wanted to-
Luzija: Dude. Kidding.
Luzija:...Hey, cousin Jackie-
Jaqueline: I knew it. I knew something was going on with you and my husband. Who slept in your bed last night?
Robin: Me. Hey, Lu, wanna go downtown and take out some protective orders? Make a date of it.
Luzija: So. I now present my new wellness area. There'll be less people in our bedroom now, I promise.
Robin: Oh, I love that.
Luzija: Also I'm piloting my new aromatherapy on you and I don't know what I'm doing. Cool?
Robin:...Cool.
Meanwhile the Other Couple get an actual date because of Impreza's aspiration.
Impreza: My sister thinks she has the magic fingers? I'll show her. Turn round.
Fredrick: Ain't this a bit public?
Impreza: For...it's a massage, Fredrick. Gross! My whole family can see out here.
Fredrick: So sex with me isn't gross in itself then. Cos I got worried.
Impreza: Come on Fred, it's me. Now come, let me rock your world once more.
Fredrick: Never get tired of it but...that massage kinda killed my shoulders, I don't know if I can use my arms.
Impreza: Then don't use them. We'll still have fun.
Luzija: Can we discuss something, dear?
Robin: Always. Communication is important.
Luzija: Well, I feel as if I made a mistake yesterday. I wanted not to be impulsive and resist the terrifying erraticisms swirling in my brain! But...screw it.
Robin: You mean?
Luzija: Robin Barrueta, I'm sorry for yesterday. I was running from our whirlwind romance because of my own insecurity. I would like to ask, will you marry me?
Robin: Hell yes!
Robija: SQUEEEEE-
And here's our Gen 3 couple officially engaged. I'm happy for em.
With two newly engaged couples around, it's fuckin' horny city I tell you. This is from after they did it a couple of screenshots ago. It's been like a few hours.
Impreza has a matching one.
SEE
Luzija: What, so I can't want to ravish my fiance?
Robin:...Sadly I have work.
Josca, the Elder Couple, are not the same way. Considering they're both about 100 years old, fair enough.
Jude please there's so many bathrooms.
Jude: Oh GOD NAKED LUZI-
Imprea:...I mean I just feel like I haven't explored enough of life and all its...possibilities. I love Fredrick and he says it doesn't hurt him but is it true? Is it worth those last three boy or girlfriends?
Cybil: Uh...IDK, IDC. I only know writing at this point. Now begone thot, I just finished an aspiration tier and want to celebrate with some archaeology work.
Slightly later...
Impreza: So I figured out what to do.
Cybil:...Mhm. I'm interested.
Impreza: Sent him on a volunteering programme. He'll never even know I haven't given up my others yet.
Cybil: Good for you, let me extract this statue.
Impreza: You'd really rather play with dirt then hear about my life?
Cybil: Yes. Easily.
Berwyn: Awww snap.
Cybil: Same to your sister by the way.
Luzija: Mmm yes lovely massage oil, definitely safe for pregnant women. Don't worry, I totally trust the stranger who sold me these on the internet.
Berwyn: *muffled protest*
Impreza: See, things are changing with me. Before we sleep together I'd like to know you as a person.
Jarred: Again. Sleep together again.
Impreza: Um no. I'd remember that wouldn't I?
Jarred:...Sure. Sure. Not like we definitely already hooked up and I think about it every one to two business days.
Impreza: Oh you want to be mine, what a rush!
This is partner no 6.
Impreza: Yeah, cool, whatever! I'm still hot! Now my fiance is home so you gotta go.
Jarred:...Y'know at least this wasn't boring
Impreza: How dare you even think of that?! I never am!
Tosca: Come, darling. Dance the sambatango with me and show the young ones how it's done.
Jude: Oh I would but - there goes my spine.
Tosca: Oof yeah, knee-
Fredrick: And you're sure you didn't catch this off somebody.
Impreza: Swear it. I didn't even do anything like that. Some light kissing. A promise I won't keep.
Fredrick: Sucker.
Impreza: Heh, right? Wanna go the whole way?
Luzija: Y'know how I know I love you.
Robin: Um, we get along well, I am accepting of your flaws and love you for your strengths-
Luzija: Sure sure sure all of that, but it's also that you smell like a mud puddle and I still want to jump your bones.
Robin: Now that is a good sign.
Impreza: I'm not letting go so easy bitches. I was the first to get engaged and now I'm the first to have a damn baby!
GODDAMN IT Impreza now there's no room to incubate the real Gen 4.
Impreza: Does that look like my problem?
Sigh. One day, Impreza will wrap up this aspiration and move the hell out with her man. Maybe even before she has the baby if I'm efficient enough. And then we can finally get Luzi pregnant with Baby L.
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