Last time the L twins, including heir Loudred, grew into teens, and Toxi became a toddler.
We start with Toxicroak finishing up her skills.
Toxicroack: This picture tho, really?
A couple hours later the kids are up.
Loudred: You're really gonna let your heir STARVE to DEATH, huh?
Go eat by yourself, you have a brain. Or do you?
Loudred:...Rude.
Latias: Ohhhh, I am so ready to conquer the high-school. I will be the best there is.
Loudred:...We're only just starting as freshmen, Lati. Why don't we start smaller? I hope I can join a band-
Latias: When have I ever dreamed small, little brother?
Loudred: Y'know, I grew up FIVE MINUTES after you-
Raj is getting into shape.
Raj: Round is already a shape!
Zubat: Must you play so loudly? I am trying to take detailed notes on these chemical reactions-
Loudred: Dammit, I'm outnumbered two-to-one by nerds!
Zubat:...I've been a kid for ages. You should have realised this already.
Loudred: Call me what you want but you can't call me observant...wait, no-
Mariska just...fully yeeted her bagel.
Mariska: Why am I still hungry?
Latias: There's bread on the floor. Eat it. Like a dog.
Mariska: Hiss and fie, I call upon you, oh terrible and changeable powers of gluten!
Raj:...So have you worked out that bread pudding recipe? Can I put it in my cookbook?
Mariska: Halt, spouse of mine. It's not quite bread-y.
Raj: *fat sigh*
He's got quite the lucrative range going. Must be a pretty big name.
Raj: Actually half of these are just me ghostwriting for celebrities.
Raj: You've just got like...
Mariska: Spit it out, dear.
Raj: Like, the best face, I mean DAMN-
Mariska: You're still so bad at flirting.
Raj: Sorry...
Mariska: Doesn't matter, 'cos I still love you after all, don't I?
And then they went for some autonomous WooHoo in the shower.
Raj you have work.
Raj: What are they gonna do, fire me? I'm the boss.
Mariska: Hell yes you are - damn stiff door!
Meanwhile their daughter has escaped.
Toxi: Wheee, prison break - oh haiiii new friend.
Sawyer: Damn this kid is intense.
Sawyer: How did I get roped into this?
She's just that persuasive.
Toxi: I say it's a bunny!
Loudred invited over Anika.
Loudred: Oh God oh God I'm actually nervous.
Zubat: You know what might be fun? Trying out a stinkbomb.
Latias: Oh hell no, I sleep in that room.
Loudred: What if she thinks I'm an idiot?
Zubat: She'd be right!
Latias: You guys are both idiots.
Anika: Get that dumb grin off your face and let me in, you promised video games.
Loudred: Heh...I'm already fucking up-
Loudred: Oh come on, come - that's so unfair!
Anika: That's life, Loud. Suck it!
Sawyer: Wow OK guys, I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
Loudred: Sounds fun, Sawyer.
Anika: Told you I'm the best at this game.
Loudred: If I must lose to anyone I'm glad it was you, Anika.
Anika: Awww, Loud-
Mariska: How sweet. Thank God he didn't inherit his father's level of game.
Latias:...And here I am struggling through advanced algebra. I don't like struggling.
Toxi: It's OK! You'll do it! I love you Lati!
Latias: OK I love you too and I'm actually really happy to have a sister but tell NOBODY.
Meanwhile I thought Anika left so I sent Loudred to introduce himself to people at the festival. But actually she's still here.
Anika: The boy's cute and all, but I wanted to order fries.
Loudred: Did you hear that? I'm CUTE!
Loudred: I heard what you said.
Anika: Well, are you objecting or-?
Green Man: Le GASP the impropriety of this young man, teenagers these days.
Anika: Welp, any mood is killed now.
Latias is reading while Loudred lives it up.
Latias: At least I got my homework done.
Loudred: OK, I've introduced myself to so many potential party guests! Hey, Anika-
Anika: Yeah I have a curfew, Loud. Bye!
Mitchell: Lol you done messed up kid.
Loudred: It's not like I ruined our rel - friendship.
Anika: Of course not. See you tomorrow.
And Mariska got promoted out of being a sous chef.
Mariska: Thank GOD cos if I got yelled at one more time for an 'unsafe flambe', I was gonna throw something.
Maybe your boss has a point. Fire safety and all.
Apparently a vampire is breaking in, but it's just Caleb, i.e. the least threatening of the three premade vampires, AND he's distracted by the noticeboard.
Caleb: Oooh, karaoke tournament at 7 tomorrow...what was I doing?
He did actually break in though. Great. This is the first time in a while I've seen this in one of my saves, I think...
Loudred: Holy shit this is the craziest thing ever! I really am the main character.
Lati, Zubat: *grumble*
This is Lati's favourite seat in the house, it seems.
Latias: I must guard the bed for my sister. No vampires will be snatching her!
Poor Loud's going to school feeling like shit thanks to Caleb. Stupid vamp. He's also a bit low energy and will probably go to bed early today.
Loudred: Aw, what? But my party-guy image!
Mariska: Now, all your skills are at Level 3, but-
Toxi: Yay! Book! It's got a moon on it!
Mariska: Where is this enthusiasm coming from, seriously...
Now we're at the Chez Llama restaurant to start off that experimental food print collection.
Mariska: Table for two, please.
Manuia:...It's 10am. We're barely even open.
Mariska: Look, my husband and I are prominent chefs, and I am not above playing the 'do you know who I am' card-
Manuia: FINE, fine, go over by the bar. Another family pulled that shit, so...here we are.
Of course it was the Romeos.
Siobhan: You need to spend time with your son.
Sergio: You need to explain why my son has red hair.
Jackson: Can I go home yet?
Raj: Wait...our kids have red hair.
Mariska: As do I, don't even.
Raj:...Holy shit that was a real dumb moment for me.
Mariska: Yup.
Reyansh:...Soooo are you guys gonna order or?
Mariska: You got the picture?
Raj: Of course, darling.
Mariska: Don't you ever insinuate I was unfaithful ever again.
Raj:...My brain is just scrambled.
Mariska: We're such mature adults, aren't we Raj?
Raj:...Yup.
Second course!...On a half-finished placemat for Mariska, very nice.
We got 4 photos today, which is pretty good. On weekends we can bring the kids too!
Back at home Loudred is not happy with his slobby siblings.
Zubat: Come on man it's just a plate.
Loudred: But it SMELLS! And they're everywhere, how can you-
Zubat: Haters gonna hate.
Latias: Weeeelll look who decided to join the homework session.
Zubat: It's only 'cos that girl's not here.
Loudred:...Anika's grounded.
Latias: Nah she's definitely at the park with her other friends.
Summer: Seriously kid, that's your move?!
Zubat:...Yes? Who even are you?
Latias: Grouchy lady next door, puts her feelings about her shitty marriage onto us.
Summer:...Shush.
Salim: I can make as much noise as I like in my own home! Now go to hell you brat!
Latias: What the shit dude, no wonder your wife's always escaping to ours!
Latias: See look at Instagram, she's definitely not grounded. Hey, who's that guy two people over from her?
Loudred: OK you've made your point!
Meanwhile Toxi had her birthday.
Toxicroak: Ugh, I don't like it.
Raj: We all gotta grow up one day, kid.
Toxicroak: Unless you're Loudred apparently.
Raj:...You're not too wrong.
Zubat: *eternal chess*
Anyway she's yet another slobby kid - that's all the spares so far - and a Social Butterfly.
Toxi got made over in the. Her original everyday outfit was a dress, and that coupled with the hair made me decide to stick with a girly look. She's super cute and reminds me of her sister.
Loudred: The air is alive with the smell of love.
Toxicroak: Thats's just the amazing smell of Mum's carrot bread.
Mariska: You little suck-up. But I must admit I do love it.
Raj: Life is good. Four wonderful kids AND I can use stairs without being out of breath.
He really slimmed down suddenly it seems. I kinda don't want him to lose more weight 'cos a skinny Raj Rasoya is just wrong.
Mariska: Let's see how Raj does getting the poxy table...
Raj: Now I know it's early, but could you-
Manuia: For great cookbook writer Raj Rasoya, anything!
Raj: Oh. Uh, don't tell my wife you recognised me.
Manuia: Whatever you wish, good sir!
Mariska: Hmmm...he's doing well.
Toxi: Seriously guys? What am I supposed to eat here?
Raj: Just try it...
Mariska: Feed it to the bin for all I care, just snap a picture.
Toxi: O...K. Can I draw on the placemat?
Mariska: No that's mine!
And of course Toxi's gotta work on her aspiration.
Toxi: Hi! I like your restaurant but I wish you had chicken fingers. Oh and I'm Toxicroak.
Reyansh: I...don't care.
Megumi: This is why I want an over-16s rule.
Raj: Mariska you are the most wonderful woman in the world-
Mariska: Why thank you, and you've been so loving and supportive.
Toxicroak: Ew now I wish I was at school.
Manuia: Ma'am remind your husband in the future...we have a dress code.
Catarina: Goddammit Uku what happened to your shirt this time?
Anyway with Toxi along for the ride, we got six more photos. And now it's back home!
Homework time!
Zubat: Btw you got question 5 wrong, the answer is 2x + y not x + 2y.
Loudred: Shut up, I knew that. I was...testing you.
Zubat: Mmmmmhm.
Because Toxi went to a fancy restaurant and not like, a park, she doesn't know any kids to befriend. So we borrowed someone from Lati's panel.
Hallie: You remind me of Latias.
Toxicroak: Don't worry I'm less...fucking terrifying in general.
Hallie: Oh! Good!
She's Paka'a Uha's daughter with Lana McKinnon from Discover University and is actually adorable.
Loudred: Hey, bestie! Bring it in!
Anika:...Way too much energy for after school.
Anika: But it's very nice to see you, Loud
Loudred: Ooooh is it now?
Meanwhile Marajka were tanking their marriage for no reason. I was just trying to get your kids skilling, I really cannot leave you alone for one minute huh?
Anika: Oh Loudred this is...nice!
Loudred: Good 'cos I've wanted to kiss you for ages now.
Anika: Now, I know what you saw on Simstagram, but I was actually at home yesterday. It was a throwback picture!
Loudred: Now why would Lati l - actually, why am I asking that? She loves to stir the pot.
Anika: Maybe she's jealous of your social life.
Latias: Me? Jealous? Never. Not like I'm here playing my thousandth game of chess while my brother gets with the crush of his life in the hallway.
Anika: Sooo you're allowed girls in here?
Loudred: Anika. You've met my parents. My mum doesn't give a shit and my dad likes to overcorrect on his own mother's helicopter parenting.
Anika:...yeah that makes sense.
What else would teens do in a bedroom?
Oh my God STOP. I knew she started it before and she's starting it again.
Mariska: Why are these bassinets here? You know I don't want anymore kids!
Raj: I know, I know, neither do I'll put up an eBay advert, stop yelling!
Toxi: I've found the weirdest thing in the world - look over there!
Zubat: That's a mirror - Toxi!
Raj: You know I love your mother but she does my head in sometimes.
Mariska: I can hear you!
Latias: Sounds like a you problem, dad.
Loudred: I am the MAN!
Slow your roll, you two aren't even official yet.
Loudred: And who says that's what the Loud needs?
You're a bro, not necessarily douchey. Don't be douchey.
Latias: You crab! You utter fucking crustacean! Stay on the ground as you belong there!
Zubat: Where is this coming from?
Loudred: Ahhh, classic Lati. Night y'all.
Mariska: Yeah, seems like a great time to go to bed.
Raj: So, Lati gets it from her mother! Who would've thought?
Loudred: Bless you dad.
The next morning...
Zubat: I will beat you to the ground you rude dipshit.
Latias: Ohohoho I'd like to see you try.
Loudred: Guys come on I'm trying to bust a move.
Zubat: Doesn't matter what we're saying, you'll still fail.
Latias: Lol, good o - dammit!
Riko: Wow I can't believe THE chef power couple are sitting next to us! Mariska, you cook amazingly, and Raj, I just love your cookbooks.
Raj: Aww, thank you.
Mariska: See? See Raj! You're not more famous than me.
Jesminder: Ugh I used to live next to these assholes and they are not all that. None of you are famous because we don't have the Get Famous pack.
Raj: Well damn Jesminder you didn't need to break the fourth wall so hard.
Hey. Raj. What the shit?
Raj: You ever seen those aprons with 'kiss the cook' on it? You know I'd get kissed.
Riko: Whoa, not like I never thought about you like this but your wife is sitting right there.
Mariska: Yes. Yes I am.
Raj: WAIT NO I wasn't-
Riko: Mhm. Sure.
Mariska: I'll just doodle on this placemat while you chat with your new side chick, how's that?
Raj: I am really sorry. I was just making a joke.
Mariska: No. Tell me the truth! You need to say it.
Raj: ...I was failing at making a terrible and broken joke.
Mariska: There we go, you're forgiven.
Mariska: Wow, the passion-
Raj: We can do that...in our bedroom. With the door locked.
Mariska: I know right, it is a bit much.
Raj: I'm surprised his weak elderly bird arms can even hold her up.
The restaurant just fucking glitched so we only got 2 dishes today, but plenty of time to do the rest. We've got 12 prints now I think.
The same thing that was happening before school is happening now.
Latias: Your clothes are trash! You might as well have rolled around in a dumpster!
Zubat: LISTEN, I will shove you in it bitch, what is your problem!
Loudred: C'mon guys you threw off my groove!
Toxi: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Makoa: I'm looking for a Latias? Beautful face, rockin' body.
Loudred:...Creep, that is my twin sister and she may be prickly but don't you DARE-
Seriously. This man asked Latias for permission to come here and then came flirty? Ew no. He's Marajka's age.
ALERT ALERT ALERT
Makoa: Looks like you're good with a wrench.
Latias: Actually I'm pretty new to handiness, just started learning-
Makoa: Never mind that, dollface.
Latias: Never mind I don't want a social life. You're worse than nothing.
Makoa: Whatever who says I need you?!
Latias: Idk, the creepy once-over you gave me after you followed me into this bathroom?
Makoa: OF COURSE I sound bad when you put it like that!
Latais: I'm telling it like it is! Fuck off!
Latias: I'll stick with the chess table for now.
Poor Lati.
Loudred: Now I know I'm in pyjamas, it's just I'm so *yawn* tired.
Anika: Yep, there comes the arm. You're so cheesy, Loud.
Loudred: Take it or leave it baby!
Anika: Awww you know I made my choice.
Latias: Haha I win, screw you...chair!
Toxi: Lol you're so alone.
Raj: MARISKA our son-
Mariska: Let go, Raj, he's a teenage boy, and the girl's very nice.
Raj: -is doing soooo well with romance keep on it! I'm a progressive liberal parent!
Loudred: Haha! You're making it WEIRD NOW, sorry about him Anika!
Latias: OK, bit much now guys.
Loudred: You're just jealous!
Anika: Oh Loud, that's a little - whatever *swoon*
Loudred: There's something I didn't do last time you were here.
Anika: What's that Loud?
Loudred:...Be official?
What happened to 'that's not what I need'.
Loudred: Shhhhhshhhh forget that I changed my mind.
Anika: Wait what?!
Loudred: No not about th - just be my girlfriend?
Anika: Well absolutely!
Anika: Anyway it's almost my curfew Loud, bye! *peck*
Loudred: Heeeeehhh what a woman.
Raj: That is enough stop canoodling in my living room! I am trying to eat!
Latias: Ugh I am disgusted.
Mariska: Jesus Christ what jumped up your asses?
Loudred: Sorry about my family.
Anika: Can you take me out for a real date next time, Loud?
Loudred: Sure, and you don't have to clean up around here.
Anika: Yes I do! When was the last time somebody wiped this counter?
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