This is gonna be pretty quick; every house goal is done so we're just trying to get Bucky grown up. Last chapter LP moved out and got a makeover.
Youngest kid Aspen is still a toddler and...
Aspen: Purple Blarffy, how I adore you. You are my only friend.
Buckthorn: Heheheheheh....splish.
Yeah enjoy the running water while you can.
Buckthorn:...It's gonna be that bad huh?
Buckthorn: Bet you could swap places with me, right Asp?
Aspen: Uh...I gotta go.
Buckthorn: Dance-off! Loser has to go!
No Bucky you're going.
Iosefina: So you're still doing this, huh Freesia?
Freesia: Not by choice, dear.
Iosefina: Everything we do is a choice-
Freesia: Oh up yours, non-controllable wife of mine.
Iosefina: Wow Buckthorn, this is really gonna help when you have your own kids.
Buckthorn: My...what?
Aspen: What do you think an heirship is, brother?
Buckthorn: You shut up you've done nothing but whine since you got here.
Iosefina: Son she's a baby, she's supposed to do that.
The next morning...
Iosefina: I can't believe both my sons are abandoning me in my oldest age.
Buckthorn: Hey we need to strike out on our own, not my fault you had us so late. You could always talk to Mum about the drifting thing...
Iosefina: Nah it'll do you good to live on a barren field for a bit, it's just the timing of it that sucks.
Freesia: Can I be done N O W?
Freesia: This is bullshit!
Aspen: What did I do?
Freesia: Sorry dear, nothing to do with you. Just grab your plantains.
Aspen:...Great. Plain plantains. Exactly what I wanted.
Freesia: Oooohh I am not in the mood for your sass.
Hyacinth: That's decent macaroni and cheese, kid. Look, you can borrow my stove once you're drifting, after all you already got my terrible eyesight-
Buckthorn: Wait, I'm not your kid! But that means-
Hyacinth: Uh, no. As if I'd go anywhere near whatever my sister married. I was just trying to be nice to you.
Buckthorn: You have an odd definition of the word.
Aspen: So no playtime? TRASH.
Hyacinth: Atta girl.
Buckthorn: So why don't you deal with the brat, Auntie Hyacinth.
Hyacinth: I've already got one of these things in me and another at home, you need the practice.
Aspen: I don't appreciate being an object, guys!
Aspen: Y'know, I don't think I look like this at all, no matter what Brothers say!
Iosefina: Do you really think the boy can do it?
Freesia: Oh who cares, he's going to make it somehow. I did. Now, how about round 2?
Iosefina: Freesia, my back and heart and everything won't allow for that.
Freesia: Stupid age...
Freesia's actually great at comedy now, she just needs to practice for her job.
Freesia: Well hello crabs and assorted seabirds, are you ready for a show?...Better remember not to say that at my actual gig.
Aspen is not a happy bunny.
Aspen: Feed. Me.
Freesia: Well alright Asp there's no rush.
Aspen:...It's been 80 years. OK, 8 hours but it feels the same.
Freesia: Lol mood let's get you a sandwich.
Buckthorn knows this girl from being in a club.
Alissa: *sniffle* Why am I heeeere?
Buckthorn: She's cute!
Yes and you guys have all the chemistry, don't you?
Freesia: How are things going out in the big city for you, LP?
LP: Good, but...my little half-sisters drive me crazy, my dad is still flaky as hell and you're definitely my favourite stepmother. Elsa's so pretentious.
Freesia: I could consider having you move back in-
LP: Nah, I'm good.
Freesia: Can't help but feel insulted by that.
Alissa: I feel like I shouldn't be here, listening to this.
Freesia: I don't know why you're here either!
LP:...Yeah why are you here?
Alissa: Buckthorn invited me over and then locked himself in his room.
LP: Ah. Sounds like him, the loser. You've just met the better brother!
Alissa: Sure, but it is a low bar.
Buckthorn: Getting strong, getting hot! Plus when I make huge catches, I'll need arm muscles!
But this isn't a - never mind.
Freesia: Just learn things like I asked you what is your PROBLEM?
Aspen: I said no bitch!
Freesia: Who taught you that word?
Aspen: Bucky!
Freesia:...Seriously why did I ever procreate?
LP married some old lady. I would like to see kids from him, even if he would rather not. The Perfect Genetics kids proved that the trait doesn't matter that much - they'll still have 'em.
Iosefina: Such beauty, such grace and she's blue in the face...wait what am I doing?
Clumsily appreciating the sight of your sleeping wife?
Freesia: Wheee, I'm still fucking majestic at 50!
Absolutely girl D: I'm looking forward to starting a new house because...there's not much to do with this one anymore, but I will miss Freesia.
Aspen: Wait Mum, here's one. If you slip on a banana peel in Mario Kart...what are you doing with your life?
Freesia: I see Buckthorn teaches you good things too.
Freesia: Besides, we will have to be close, Asp. Soon it'll just be me and you...
Aspen: Can we talk about this when I'm not using the toilet?
Freesia: Oh right, yeah.
Candice: Huh. Not bad for...whatever's back there.
Buckthorn: I swear I showered it's just a touch of scalerot - no, that's not you, Mr Principal Sir.
Freesia: Good lord he is a disaster.
Hyacinth: Nope, this is a disaster. Somebody help I'm in LABOUR!
The Household: *crickets*
I actually really like Candice, she's def a spouse option. Loads of cute townies this generation.
Candice: -so you see, I recently lost my mother--
Buckthorn: Oh, bummer, you can borrow mine.
Freesia:...What?
Candice: Yeah, what?
Buckthorn: Well it's just a rubber-
Candice: My mother, Buckthorn. My Mum.
Buckthorn: Oh, well I'm about to lose my other one, everybody says so.
Candice: *sniffle*
Freesia: Talk to me if you need someone, dear.
Candice: Oh, but I hardly know you-
Freesia: Well if you get to know my son, you'll definitely 'borrow' me.
Iosefina's back.
Iosefina: I want a day off.
Well you got a promotion.
Iosefina: So I deserve a damn day off then!
Acorn's here, which is rare.
Acorn: Nice property. What, do you just lounge around in your swimsuit all day?
Freesia: Nice marriage, does your wife know about your affair kid?
The neighbour ladies came round with some extra food.
Freesia: Right, so where's the food at?
Gladys, left: Why does there have to be food, surely we can just get to know each other and-
Kirsten, red shirt: The food's with Emmitt he's just late, the idiot.
Gladys: Emmitt's not coming is he?
Acorn: Ooh, who's that?
Kirsten:...Who are you, guy?
Buckthorn: Never mind that, Uncle Acorn, tell me more about the different fishing spots in Willow Creek!
Yeah Buckthorn was actually really vibing with his uncle.
Freesia: It's an honour to welcome such a beautiful woman into my home...may I get our name?
Iliana: Hee...hehe, oh I shouldn't, but you are simply gorgeous, dear. I'm Iliana.
Emmitt, who actually did show up without the FOOD: Well. That's it. She's leaving me to be a lesbian. The haircut should have clued me in.
Fetu: Candice? Candice dear where are you?
Freesia: She said she was going home.
Fetu: Your SON better not-
Freesia: Have you seen him? Come on, he's done nothing. Drop the macho attitude and connect emotionally to your daughter, you're both struggling.
Fetu: Ma'am you ask too much.
Iliana: Oh I feel young again talking to you Freesia.
Freesia: I was about to say the same thing. I love my wife but it's just not the same with ehr so old...
Acorn: Hmmm...inch resting.
2 of the potentials got pregnant together. But also, yay grandkids for Nalani! Also this kid is gonna be CUTE as hell with those two parents I think.
And LP knocked up another potential. I think Jolene is so pretty but will probably not be the spouse, too awkward. Also shame on you LP.
LP: You said you wanted babies from me! Look, I'm doing it and I don't even live with the woman so I won't have to deal with the horrid thing. We both win.
I meant after you were widowed! Tf?!
I genuinely have no idea what to do with Freesia anymore. So she gets to do stupid shit like this at 2am.
Freesia: I beg to differ this is LEGIT shit...and if I wasn't smart enough to drive it, I'd die! Plus I look boss!
Which we all know is the most important thing.
And stuff like this.
Freesia: Ow, your teeth.
Dolphin: Hhhhh pretty girl.
Iosefina: What is up with that fridge? All our food will spoil!
Buckthorn: Yeah but you're..a repair expert, you can fix it.
Iosefina: I can?
Buckthorn: I can't tell if you're faking out of laziness or genuinely losing it.
After a breakfast of peas (sad times) Aspen had her birthday.
Aspen: I've been blessed by the sparkle gods.
Freesia: It's just birthday stuff, it's not-
Aspen: 'Tis a blessing. They told me.
Freesia: Who?
Aspen: Them.
So she got the Erratic trait. Here I thought Miles being the founder would keep that trait out of the bloodline.
Aspen: I will share my knowledge with the world...
Freesia: Yeah express yourself and all, whatever...
Aspen: But I need your password.
Freesia: Oh hell no you are not using my account!
She's so cute. She's got Iosefina's eyes and Freesia's nose and a mouth I can't quite place. Maybe a combo of both? Either way she's way more of a genetic mix than Buckthorn, who I love but is...really just a Freesia clone.
And here's Freesia diving for treasure. She's really just doing random ocean crap.
Freesia: You'll eat your words when I find a chest o' gold!
Aspen: Aren't you supposed to have a job?
Ioseifna: Well you're supposed to be in school.
Aspen: I start tomorrow, what's your excuse.
Iosefina: Child I am 75 years old and I retired like I deserve, buzz off!
LP: Well look who got mildly less annoying! I'll be even nicer when you're a teen.
Aspen:...I'll take it!
Poor kid.
But she can stand up for herself.
Aspen: Maybe I don't need your love! i don't need anyone! Screw you, like you're so great! We all know about your affair baby!
LP: Wh - how - MUMS, why would tell her? She's five!
Aspen: It's called EAVESDROPPING you big idiot!
LP: Bleh bleh bleh I'm Asp and I like dolls and talking to myself-
Iosefina: London Plane. She's a child. You're an adult, with a...job. Right? You have one now?
LP:...bleh bleh bleh-
Iosefina: You disappoint me.
LP: Um, sorry-
Aspen: Begone THOT, I am trying to use this porcelain device.
LP: You're a weird kid.
Buckthorn: Hehe, a fountain...oh wait, crap that's bad. If anyone asks Aspen used this last.
Aspen: Seriously where did you get those boys? This can here?
Iosefina: Haha no. That thing is useful, it recycles.
Aspen: I think you might be my favourite brother.
Buckthorn: You've only got two, and LP was a real dick to you today.
Aspen: Oh like you can judge.
Buckthorn: Hey, even if you're annoying the crap out of me by existing, I try not to be blunt about it.
These two got married. Again, while I would have liked Buckthorn to end up with one of them, their kid will be cute af so it's not a big loss.
Acorn and LP's wives both died earlier TODAY.
LP: It''s an EXTRA-marital affair for a reason, stupid.
Freesia: There's...there's FISH in this! Fie and shame and DISGUSTING!
You made them.
Freesia: Well...well, I'm still not eating this!
Buckthorn: Well Asp, soon you'll have your own room.
Aspen: Wow, great.
Buckthorn: What's your problem?
Aspen: You opened a door into my back. Can't wait for your dumb ass to leave this house.
Buckthorn: Check out my...moves? They're something, constructive criticism please-
Aspen: Don't quit the day job.
Buckthorn: What do you MEAN you won't miss me?
Aspen: I mean, I get my own room and you don't even like me so-
Buckthorn: Yeah but I wanted that feeling to not be mutual.
Aspen: Who doesn't like being liked?
Iosefina: I am DYING and this is what you two are talking about...?
Aspen: Y'know what's hilarious? DIVORCE!
Iosefina: I mean at this point your other mother should just wait for me to kick it-
Buckthorn: Would you stop foreshadowing so much? It's getting old.
Aspen: It's not her fault. No personality there. That's why you're getting divorced.
Iosefina: Oh who says that?
Aspen: They.
Buckthorn: Mother do your job!
Iosefina: Excuse me, but you do not tell me what to do, I have worked all my life and-
Aspen: Oooh endless water! I will mop forever if they allow me to.
Freesia: Right. I'm off to the gig that will give me that final promotion. Once I get it you will be on your way, son. Are you ready?
Buckthorn: Not at all, but I got no choice, do I??
Freesia: That's the spirit darling! Reminds of me when I was your age. You'll do great.
This is what Aspen spent most of the afternoon doing.
Aspen: OK...use safety glasses? Why is that, green bottle? I'll just use you as I please! This concoction will be pleasing.
Iosefina: None of you ungrateful kids ever clean anything...
Buckthorn: Yeah, highscoreeeee!
Buckthorn: Need help or something Mother?
Iosefina: Now why would say that, boy?
Buckthorn:...Because...never mind. Can somebody get this door out of my back? Aspen was right, it hurts like a bitch.
It's almost midnight and she's STILL doing this.
Aspen: Why won't my formula woooork? *slams head into microscope*
Freesia: I did it, you proud?
Absolutely. I'll miss you girl. But in the morning its' onto house 3.
Last bath for a while, Buck.
Buckthorn: Ughhhhh
Buckthorn: Guess I'm off to live in a field like a fucking hobo.
Work hard and it won't be for long.
Buckthorn: It suuuucks. Life sucks though, so...
He's Gloomy as well now. What a winning Sim.
Buckthorn: I know I am.
I also put Hyacinth out of her misery. All the female relatives keep getting stuck in labour which bothers me. Oh well. I'll try and fix it some day. She had a boy called Max.
This is her daughter, Melody, now all grown up. Her face is..interesting, but she's sorta cute.
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