After Chesmu's birth I did some house renovations. Thirza got her own little room, finally. We'll see if she ever actually uses her nice new personal desk (probably not) but I think it's cute.
And then a proper indoor seating area, finally. I also added a bit of stuff to the big master bedrooms that our two heirs have.
Thirza: I'm happy to have my own room...but does it mean I'm doomed to be a spinster aunt forever? And here I thought I finally closed the deal with Hannah.
Adrian: Maybe you missed her calls.
Thirza: I'm checking!
Cybil's very soft with her baby son and it's cute.
Cybil: Mummy loves you. Even if it was kind of your fault I pissed myself this morning.
(It was also my fault, sorry Cyb)
Cybil: Anyway you're a good kid. Even if first is the worst.
Thirza, somewhere: HEY
Chaim: Hey so I got a new job babe.
Cybil: Why would you do that, our room is bitchin' now but we're broke again and oh God I sound like dad. Continue!
Chaim: Anyway, I need to interview you about fashion.
Cybil: Ugh. I got enough of that when Ophira still lived here.
Chaim: That's a familiar name...why do I recognise that name?
Cybil: You're an idiot.
Cybil: Hey. Hey Thirza. Hey. Thirza.
Thirza: Ughhhhh...
Azure: I just don't understand why I have to repair everything!
Adrian: Cos what else would you do lolololol
Thirza: I really hate little sisters.
Chaim: So...uh, kiddo, I see you're wearing sneakers-
Adrian: How does he have anti-charisma?
Chaim: So what do you think about them kicks then?
Thirza: I think you're gonna make a real bad style influencer.
He did start writing an article.
Cybil: A what now?
Chaim: It's part of the job, Cyb.
Cybil: You're on thin fucking ice don't steal my gig.
Aaaand it's another vacation to Selvadorada.
Jude: I think I still hate him...
Tosca: Just breatheeee
Adrian: Will anyone notice if I run into the jungle or-?
Cybil: Definitely not gonna defile the rental shower, no siree.
(They did)
Cybil: Whoo, you got me revved up. Think I'm ready to explore now.
Chaim: Ooh hell yeah let's go-
Cybil: No I'm bringing my dad, he'll be way more useful. Stay here and keep Adrian from wandering off or something.
Adrian, probably about to be eaten by a jaguar or something: Too lateee!
While Jude hacked through the vines around the entrance, Cybil got the easier job.
Cybil: I'm digging through trash this isn't a picnic.
Anyway they got through. Onto the next bit!
Jude: I can't believe I dropped it! I really liked those shorts too.
Cybil: It's not so bad, we still have all our stuff.
Jude: Most of the bug spray was in that bag, Cyb.
Cybil: Oh. Shit.
Jude is once again on machete duty. This random flirty man came to talk to him.
Agustin: Hell yeah, work that knife, man. I'd like to see your sword-
Jude: Uh. I'm uncomfortable. D-do you need anything sir?
But they managed to get to the temple, which is where Miss Cybil needs to be! Unfortunately all the off-road areas are locked.
Cybil: Well who knew sticking your hand into a random hole could have such excellent results.
Be careful that thing might be cursed. who knows.
Cybil: If so, then I'm living on the edge. No downsides here babyyyy.
And there's a skeleton of course.
Scapula: Hello. I am the guardian of the ancient Omiscan-
Cybil: You think you're better than me?
Try not antagonising it Cyb.
Cybil: Fine fine I'll be my usual delightful self. You been BONED lately, Scap?
Scapula: If I still had lungs I would sigh, lady.
By the next morning, Tosca had her second grandbaby. Joslyn's name will be changed to an S name because...why not Name Game the spares.
Chaim: Hey look. Azure. I made you a birthday cake.
Azure: For me? Really? I genuinely thought you all forgot.
Chaim: Nah. Well, yeah, Jude reminded me. And forced me to make it, because I'm the only one who wasn't busy. If it was up to me I wouldn't have-
Azure: Stop talking you're ruining it!
Azure: And so are you. Not one cheer?
Jude: I'm really tired, Zure-
Tosca: I'm happy for you, Azula! My last baby growing up!
Adrian:...Bruh.
Jude: I really do wonder whether you're my kid sometimes.
Azure: You always did say Mum is beautiful.
Yeah, so the Tosca clone has grown up with the Bookworm trait. 4/6 kids have it now.
Chaim: But...your shirt...
Adrian: This is the stupidest drama ever.
Cybil: I can and will fight you, remember that? You've seen me lift weights. Not to mention my father who hates you!
Chaim: Yes I KNOW I'm terrified of him please stop using him as a threat!
Thirza: I think I'm done. I'm done. That bitch texts me a pregnancy test and 2 hours later 'it's not yours'?! What the hell? I swear once I'm a lawyer I will find a way to sue her!
I got Azure a nice little painting job. She will be moved out soon but for now I'll let her stay and try out this sketchpad.
Azure: Really? Just for me!
You'll have to give it back before you leave, sorry. It was Tosca's.
Ian: Now what's a nice girl like you doing in-
Cybil: I'm not that nice and I'm taken. But you know who is nice?
Cybil: See? Look at them. Instant chemistry. I've got at least 500 good karma from this.
Pierce: This isn't Reddit.
Ian: Yeah I get it. Lots of mosquitoes.
Azure: No! I just don't want to take another Cybil leftover!
Ian: Your sister shut me down immediately.-
Azure: No!
Old Man: I can feel the love tonight!
Cybil is at Offensive Conversation now. She really woke up today and chose violence.
Cybil: One step closer and I'll smack you, you'll love it!
Pierce: I'm staying over here. Crazy lady.
Azure: Oh he took the time to have a real conversation with me. It's amazing!
Ian: Isn't that just basic politeness?
Azure: You'd be surprised.
Juan David: Ey girl, you remind of those other ones with the handsome father-
Azure: That's such a nice picture! Nobody ever wants to take pictures of me.
Ian: But why not? You're beautiful.
Azure: :D
Thirza: Right. I've held it together and only got two tears on my presentation board. Off to cry in the shower.
Adrian: Hahaha and you thought you hated Chaim the most.
Jude: Heh, well at he at least committed.
Chaim: And I am so happy about that decision.
Thirza: Thanks for being sensitive about my pain, guys.
Ian: Wow you do look a lot like your mother.
Azure: Great, guess you're also weird and have a thing for older women, so even though she's nearly sixty and happily married you still-
Ian: It was just an observation you have a serious complex, Azure.
Azure: Yeah. Probably.
Ian: But you are a beautiful person. Somebody I will emit pink hearts for!
Azure: Oh you!
Azure: I'm just nervous. I didn't think anybody would want to kiss me.
Ian: But WHY?
Jude: Thirza I may owe you an apology.
Thirza: It's fine.
Jude: We could all hear you crying and-
Thirza: Let's not bring it up. Take your glitchy hair away. I'm FINE.
Jude: Are you sure.
Ian: *choke* Sorry I know I eat weird and fast-
Azure: That's fine. My brother does the same thing. Grew up watching it.
Chaim: I'm Thirza and I'm lawyering it up-
Jude: Meh, I don't like him too much. He needs a hobby.
Thirza: Chaim have I not been through enough today?
Adrian: Yeah we all heard her crying in the shower, come on.
Azure: Wanna come up the back stairs and explore some of the rooms?
Ian:...Would rather just sit here and stare at your gorgeous face.
Azure: Awww...no seriously. I meant sex.
After their blip towards the end of the first generation, Josca are back strong.
Adrian: I wish it didn't have to be in front of me though.
Meanwhile...
Chaim: God Thirza's actually really hot. That brain, that flaming red hair-
Jude: And here I was starting to like you. By default considering the Hannah thing, but still.
Cybil: Your'e gonna regret this one Chaim. I SWEAR.
Thirza: Ew. No. How does Azure have the best man?
Jude: Azure's got a man? That cannot be good. Her taste is terrible.
Tosca: I'm not spying...seriously I'm not, Jude needs to let the girls make their own choices.
Azure: This time it is a mosquito! Sorry that I slapped you.
Ian: All good. Kinda liked it.
Jude: YES they're getting along nice and Tosca says he's 'fine'.
Tosca: I mean I didn't hear much I was busy letting my daughter be independent.
Chaim: Do they have to kiss right here?
Adrian: Ahem, hypocrite. Plus I heard what you said about Thirza. Gross.
Chaim: Is it really so wrong to acknowledge the hotness of your fiance's sister?
Tosca: Yes!
Thirza: Mum I do NOT want your romance advice, I'm trying to write, go away.
Tosca: We're all here to help you-
Thirza: But you can't!
Tosca: I meant on the term paper. Way too many subheadings, you'll go over your word limit
Ian: Oh no. Azure, why is your dad in here-
Azure: It's fine. He's happy for me. Right Dad?
Jude: Sure. I'm gonna pretend you guys didn't take an hour in the shower together and then wish you the best.
Cybil: So Dad. Did I do good?
Jude: Considering what happened in the bathroom, I want to say no, but I'm glad your sister's happy.
Cybil: What was I gonna do? Accept the flirt and have a vacation affair - wait, maybe I should have.
Jude:...You know perfectly well I wouldn't be mad if you left Chaim.
The next morning they all went home.
Tosca: Yay Azoom had a beautiful summer romance!
Thirza: Hahaha at least somebody's got romance.
Cybil: Ughhhhh why didn't I go before?
Jude: Lmao imagine if you pissed yourself again.
Cybil: Hope your nanny was nice, Ches. And I'm sorry your father's an idiot who would rather slaver over our resident spinster than talk to me...
Chaim: She said what? Well which idiot aged you up?
Chesmu: Yay!
Chaim: OK it's not that big a deal, pipe down.
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