This might have been the most important baby yet, 'cos Marajka both got their Big Happy Family aspirations!
Misdreavus woke up starving and apparently in need of a bath, but she appears to be vibing instead of 'very angry'.
Misty: What? Let me first attend to my potty business, and practice sitting like a lady.
Mariska: What? This is my road to inspiration and you know this. Plus, you only took this picture 'cos I'm pretty.
She might be onto something. God I love this sim.
Misty: Hold on, Mum. Gotta critique this sandwich and all.
Anika: You do that kid, but I've gotta work.
Misty: In your pyjamas?
Loudred's living his best life even while skilling.
Loudred: Don't tell 'em but I'm not actually mixing anything. Just sort of bopping along to all these fun tracks!
Misty: I have to ask you, Grandpa, what are the literature offerings around here?
Help she's so cuteeee
Raj: I've got 'Tomcat and his Tiddlywinks'? Could do one of my cookbooks? Gotta stay kid-friendly-
Misty: Mum might have her rules but she doesn't have to know.
Of course the second Mariska's done painting and on freewill she hits the bar.
Misty: So can I-
Mariska: I need several gins first, dear.
Loudred: Hmmph, piss, whine I'm sick of adult responsibilities.
Dude just press the button.
Loudred: I want to have a PARTY!
It is in your stupid aspiration.
Loudred: Heheh I always get what I want.
Vicente: Woo, pump those fists! It's been so long since a Loud party that I forgot how to dance.
Anika: Maybe you never knew how at all.
Toxi: *snort*
Anika: Also I have so much to do did this have to be NOW-
Toxi: Eh just be like me and blow off your responsibilities.
Anika: Yeah don't you have a newborn?
Misdreavus: Father how am I doing at this 'partying' thing?
Loudred: Nice moves kid but you're not in the groove.
Misty: Instructions unclear.
Anika: Eh just ignore him, everybody knows how to dance-
Loudred: OK then wifey show us your skills.
Toxi: Heard you got married, finally, Lati.
Latias: Heard you tied yourself down to some squalling infant.
Loudred: Well we did both, right Anika, and I am simply always having a good time-
Anika: Weeeellll-
Loudred: Well I actually wrote this song FOR my family and kids-
Vicente: Damn he's killing it maybe you don't deserve him-
Anika: I'm just saying it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
Misty: How am I ever gonna squeeze in my afternoon nap with all this racket?!
Haunter: If they don't shut up I'm going to throw hands.
Goldeen: Idk I'm kinda living off the chaos.
Charlene: Fuck you and your expensive paint-
Haunter: Piplup must be really desperate to invite her over.
Goldeen: Again I kinda like her vibe.
Charlene: I'm going to destroy your entire home and you'll let me.
Haunter: Actually you're right, auntie.
Sawyer: Maybe I don't care about your, or your baby, or your annoying family, and I don't like the parties-
Zubat: Damn girl you fine.
Toxi: Ugh. I don't blame you girl.
And the oldies snuck out to do it in a bush. Goddammit guys I need one of you to make cake.
Mariska: I'm interested in a different kinda cake.
Raj: Knew you loved my ass.
OK going back inside now.
I guess Toxi's flirting with Vicente but he really doesn't care.
Toxi: Hey there handsome ever been interested in stepfathering?
Vicente: Wow Lati you look amazing as always.
Latias: Same dress as ever and I eloped with Sammy last night, dude.
Bess Sterling (or Chafik in this file since she married a non-Jules Rico spouse) is always a scammer, but for SHAME.
Piplup: OK lady! My family gives me a pretty good allowance and I always like to help.
Bess: Yeeess...goood...the little fool - I mean thanks for your kind donation-
Loudred: Party's over, huh? Well 'twas a good time and you were lovely as always, Summer.
Summer: Oh Loudred you do flatter an old lady...you've always been my favourite of your family.
Charlene: Holy shit Haunter I love your plotting!
Anika: What was that? Sorry, yeah Goldeen that's a swell outfit.
Piplup: Mum it's me! Piplup! Am I that boring? Do I sound like a girl?
Anika: Honestly, I just expect your auntie to be the one who lives out her days in a bear suit...aren't you warm in that thing?
Piplup: Oh lawd these people just don't understand-
Mariska: A little birdie told me you're scheming against us, dear grandson and I'm not sure why, for we've been perfectly adequate guardians-
Haunter: Ah, it's just in my nature, Grandma.
Mariska: Eh. Good enough. I'm immune to nonsense at this point.
Haunter: Yeah cos you are the nonsense.
Both are true.
Mariska: Am I still the nonsense, Haunter?
Haunter: I guess not...hey, at least he's giving me more than 'nerdboy'
Mariska: How is he gonna eat in that? Honestly, the sacrilege against mine and my husband's cooking-
Piplup: It's Mum's midnight tacos it really isn't worth that much.
Mariska: Lol yeah don't care then.
Loudred: Dinnertime then? We've got cold leftovers or my midnight salad?
Misty: Humph, you people have completely spoiled my sleep schedule.
Loudred: The hell is a schedule? Sounds fake but OK.
In the morning...
Mariska: Nooo I can see it all clearly now, that hollandaise I whipped up wants its revenge, it's a stand-in for one of my grandsons, how could I not-
Raj:...So are you gonna finish up with that pot soon, Riska? Just doing some cleaning :)
He has two whims for her rn, awwww.
And here's the other couple.
Loudred: Hey babe whatcha doin'?
Anika: Ah, just looking over the family budgets and all, making sure we stay in the black.
Loudred: Awww, but my parents are celebrity chefs and I'm a total musician, so surely that makes money infinite.
Anika:...Fame fades, and I never married you for your moneymaking ability, dear.
Goldeen: Shade. But we do have savings, and once we stop paying for my parents I want more allowance.
Loudred: I must have said something right during that conversation!
Anika: Oh just get in the shower you dumb hunk.
...Sure Loudred. Bless your heart.
Raj: Not that I don't respect your intellect, but I did check over those budgets and wow Anika, I wouldn't change a thing.
Anika: Well, to be frank you're getting up there and someone has to keep things together.
Haunter: Ooh, budgets...money...spending...I can do something with that.
Raj: I know he's your kid...but I question whether he will ever do things.
Anika: Oh dw me too. All the time.
Loudred: So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun-
Mariska: It's summer, son.
Loudred: Isn't it summer everywhere? Isn't Summer a social construct without the Seasons pack in this world?
Mariska: Ooh, meta, I quite like!
Mariska: Time. To. FINGERPAINT! *shakes fingers* Now this is true genius at work Loudred...Loudred?
He left a while ago love.
Mariska: Wooo, go Misty! If you learn well you'll get a bite of pancakes-
Raj: Um excuse me? Nuh-uh these are allll mine!
Misty: Oh don't worry I don't need to be bribed to learn.
Loudred: 'Tis been a good run, oh turntable. I'm sure we'll see each other soon.
So...that's his skills finished. I was so worried about Loudred making it and he's done before his heir is even a child.
Loudred: That means three straight weeks of funky freedom.
Nah you'll have to do something. The parties for one thing.
This is Anika's little brother Jaiden. He's about Goldeen's age, actually, so Marajka weren't the only ones to have a late in life kid. I can see the resemblance.
Jaiden: It'd be nice to actually meet this so called sister I have.
Goldeen: So. Elliott. Welcome to my club. Fishing rods are that way, for I love self-cannibalisation, or you can just talk to me.
Elliott:...You're lucky I hate fishing that much or you wouldn't get any social skill.
Hell yeah Mariska.
Living on the Windenburg island really helped with this, cos there's so many collectible nodes.
And here's the collectibles wall, with every figurine arranged in order of generation.
PIplup: Hai guys!
Oh Pip.
Charlene: See? Told you, total freakshows around here. It's so amusing.
Jenny: I'd really rather just go home y'know.
Jaiden: I just love meeting my brother in law.
Poor kid.
Jaiden: Dad always says my sister has good judgement but...she married into THIS family?
Loudred: Oh you'll be eating those words soon enough. I can party HARD. Just you wait.
Jaiden: Oh I really can't-
Mariska: Loudred you know you don't HAVE to impress this ten year-old right? Isn't it his bedtime?
JaidenL Um, it's 6pm...my bedtime is actually at nine!
Goldeen: Wow. Another party. Oh well, I've done my part, here's the decoration.
Piplup: Shhhshshsh I'm trying to concentrate my bear hand can't hold this pencil very well.
Hawea:...Didn't I nanny as an old man? For your parents?
Goldeen: Dude I don't know why you're alive. My nephew Haunter could help.
Anika: Haunter I don't CARE what Auntie Goldeen said, she has no authority and you can't burn things.
Piplup: GASP! How has my brother become so wayward.
Sawyer: He's always been a little freak. This party stinks by the way.
Loudred: Always so good to see you Sawyer.
And Marajka are just being weird with each other for no reason.
Raj: Flirting with me in a public place? The scandal, how could you, I am an esteemed chef-
Mariksa: Retired and forgotten. Pretty creepy to hit on the bartender dude.
...Never mind.
Loudred: Ah, isn't it nice for us all to be together again.
Sawyer: Nice for who exactly?
Latias: Mmmm it smells like this random guy just came for breakfast food.
Marcel: I went to school with all of you and YES this is my breakfast!
Zubat: It's 7pm...
Marcel: Some people don't have rich parents and have to work the nightshift!
Toxi: You know I might have shown up on time but...
Loudred: Oh who cares? Water off a duck's back, time is all a construct-
Vicente: Let me get those knots out-
Raj: Aw hell yeah do me next, my back's been hurting for 50 years!
The next morning...
Mariska: Ohhhh right that annoying guy at my bar is actually my husband and I really want to do things to him. Like [redacted]-
Haunter: But Mum bought it for the both of us-
Goldeen: I don't care. Say it. Say it's my computer.
Haunter: But-
Goldeen: Come on how are you gonna scheme evilly without even standing up to your lil ol' auntie? I'm trying to help you here.
Haunter: *sniff* My feet are cold.
Goldeen: That's cos I threw your slippers out the window last night, you're welcome! Character building innit?
Goldeen: You don't wanna end up like him, do you? Look at it.
Haunter: I guess not.
Piplup: GASP-
Loudred: How's my precious little Misty-girl, apple of my eye, dearest daughter-
Misty: Adequate. Your party disrupted my sleep.
Loudred: Weeeeelll that's just the party life-
Misty: You've named me your heir, no? When I come of age I WILL make changes.
Misty: Wow. 2pm and I am finally dressed properly. Can I have my lunch now Grandma?
Mariska: Wow even I'm not that polite.
Um.
Toxicroak: Lol yeah your kid's a total square.
Loudred: Hey that's my daughter - and you're not wrong.
Loudred: One of my damn party guests gave me the plague.
Misty: Well. There's a lesson here isn't there.
Piplup: My poor purple Beary...stuffed down a drainpipe.
Haunter: We're trying to help, right Gold? Those kids were gonna beat him up/
Piplup; You're those kids! Nobody else knew it was me.
Goldeen: Well then we're trying to break you out of your shell of anonymity, Pip.
That kid Elliot was invited over.
Elliot: Fuck you Goldeen I'm wasting all your paints!
Piplup: See I can have fun! Look, I'm really good at it.
Loudred: You can never get enough of this. We might be doin' it in the shower but let's get diirrrrty-
Anika: Oh just get in there you stud.
They're still going strong.
Oh...great.
Loudred: I'll save you!
Anika: It's too late I'm already burned! And this was my favourite cardigan!
Meanwhile outside...
Haunter: I can't BELIEVE the fire alarm went off and it wasn't my fault.
Everybody: Just get out here already!
Piplup: I'm actually beary surprised.
Darling: Wow that kid is lame.
Goldeen: The fire made me smell really bad-
Anika: No it made me smell bad, you just didn't shower.
Soon enough things are back to normal. For example, Mariska fighting this child.
Mariska: I'm actually barely holding myself back. I promised Raj.
Elliott: God you're lame.
Misdreavus: Why.
Loudred: It's called learning by example. Also, all the other bathrooms are full.
Misty: I guess it worked. I have calculated that I know enough to grow up as a Happy Toddler.
Haunter: It's not all that. I grew up the same way and look at me now.
Misty: At least this one's self-aware.
The morning...
Loudred: Told you I'll be back, turntable. Ohhh it's been too long-
Well you don't have much time, you gotta plan a birthday party-
Loudred: Haha no way am I 40-
You're getting pretty up there but it's actually for the kids, you doofus.
Piplup: Look guys I'm rebelling, I'm drinking coffee-
Raj: Aw bless your little heart.
Goldeen: And that's my DAD saying that-
Goldeen: Guess what. I'm having a birthday party and you're not invited. You have to be at school.
Haunter: Then I'm doing that llama prank without you.
Goldeen: I'm going to outgrow these things. In fact, I was bored of that yesterday.
Haunter: Fine. Then I'm putting milk in your locker, good luck with the smell.
Goldeen: Who invited the hat kid?
Jaiden: It's my party hat! Cool, right?
Piplup: Absolutely!
Goldeen: Do I actually want a party?
Latias feels similarly.
Latias: Wow there's nothing else I could be doing with my precious time at all.
Piplup went first and nobody cared.
Piplup: I mean my expectations were low but hot damn! Oh well.
Latias: Oh my God you look like Anika's affair baby! Did something interesting finally happen to her?
Jaiden:...Um I'm her brother.
Latias: Well. Awkward. But at least I'm too awesome to feel that.
Wolfgang: OK I definitely got the wrong address this is not the mosh pit I was promised.
Misty really enjoys her dad's parties huh.
Misty You think you'll beat me to the bathroom cos of your grownup height and long legs? Over our dead bodies. Look what Haunter taught me. *phases through wall*
Vicente: Yeah never mind I'll just hold it.
And because he was here anyway Jaiden got aged up. He had 0 days left anyway.
He looks like Jude from the Name Game. Who was a descendant of Catarina Lynx at one point anyways.
Latias: Yay! Another one. God when will it end.
Toxicroak: Idk I'm only here in body, not spirit.
Piplup: Oh boy, high school homework, it's everything I dreamed of! Though I'm not really sure about this haircut.
Don't worry Piplup I'll make it all nerdier.
Misty: F this shiz I'm out.
Anyway, here are the kids. Goldeen's friend (?) Elliott is in all white cos he grew up that way so I gave him a very douchey look.
Goldeen grew up Jealous, adding to Erratic, and she wants to be a Bestselling Author like her dad does right now.
Goldeen: Catch me writing about food though.
She looks like her sister Toxi except for the face shape. Meaning, she grew up pretty. This is her party outfit, she's got something more practical for everyday.
Goldeen: Don't need it. I can pull this off on weekdays too.
Elliott: You'll get dresscoded.
Goldeen: Well fuck that.
Piplup got Perfectionist...and the BEACH LIFE aspiration. I can't think of anything less fitting for a perfectionist Genius but it's funny.
Piplup: So what of my new look, Mother? I've decided to relax my style.
Anika: This is your party outfit, Pip?
Piplup: Yeah! Look, I don't even have a belt. And for my everyday? A fun button-up and a cloth belt! It's crazy.
Anika: It's all very different, yes yes. Let's just do our work now.
Elliott is flirty so I let Goldeen use a bold pickup line on him. She whimmed it.
Goldeen: I like a challenge. You spent half our time together being a dickhead. And now I'll crush you into liking me back.
Elliott: Oh wow Goldeen you really do understand me.
Raj: Y'know, I needed a drink cos I thought, that's her taste in men, but then I realised...she doesn't have daddy issues cos that boy is my opposite. Puts me in the clear.
Goldeen: OK I'm bored now, I'm going to work out. Follow me or don't, I don't care.
Elliott: Too obvious, Goldeen. Don't TELL me you're playing hard to get.
Goldeen: Oh what do you know? Tell me it's not working.
Loudred: Oooohhh damn, now I don't have to skill I'll be hella nosy.
Elliiott:...OK. OK. Don't go yet.
Goldeen: There it is.
Loudred: Hey, your Auntie Toxi says apparently our grandma was a hypocrite, I mean I could have guessed based on Dad's stories-
Piplup: Dad please I'm writing a book report.
Loudred: And? I'm giving you a juicy story right here!
Elliott: So how was that for a first kiss?
Goldeen: Suck it siblings! Especially you, Loudred, waiting until you 'knew Anika properly' to make a move.
Loudred: Personal attacks can't hurt me I'm feeling the groove!
Piplup: God I wish I had my own room.
Loudred: You can go upstairs, nobody's up there-
Piplup: If you knew anything you'd know Haunter's making damn stinkbombs!
Goldeen and Elliott: *slurp*
Mariska: Don't say I never do anything for you. Your dad's drink was basically pink vodka and he is...well he won't care about what you're doing.
Raj: Dance dance! Free love baby! What's a 'behind me'? I don't even have daughters, I swear-
Elliott: Your aunt's hot and interesting. So how are you two from the same family?
Piplup: Hey now-
Haunter: *snicker*
Elliott: Talking about you also kid.
Haunter: Oh you'll regret that.
Misdreavus: This family really is improper.
Loudred: Ah, proper's just a...river in Egypt? Yeah I definitely made that up.
Misty: I could tell. Can I have my cereal now?
Misty: This is what I mean. Dad. DAD? Get me out of here!
Haunter: Haha she's being scarred for life, I love that.
Thanks to Neighbourhood Stories, Toxi found herself a man. I think. Maybe this is a woman's name. Either way, go Toxi.
Goldeen: Hold on a second. I now that sound. Who are you texting?
Loudred: Ohohoho you are gonna have such fun with Goldeen. I'll add your number to my party list, I throw pretty cool bashes-
Goldeen: Ignore him, he's 40. But you should come to our parties. That way I can keep tabs on you.
Ah, Jealous Sims.
Loudred: Hey I'm not 40-
For the first part of Piplup's aspiration, he must...get a suntan!
Pip: My chest burns easy. I may be chill but I'm cautious!
Lanika are setting a great example.
Anika: Hell yeah let's do it.
Goldeen: Oh so Loudred can-
Raj: He's 40. You're 14. It's different.
Loudred: Everybody stop saying I'm 40! I'm not there YET!
Latias:...Aaaand I suppose you two are going upstairs then? I'll see you in five minutes.
Anika: Hey he lasts longer than that.
Latias: Ew. I don't even know why I opened that line of conversation.
Raj: Seriously I'm the patriarch of this family, why are you all so...open?
Latias: Because you've never had authority.
Uh...so Piplup just changed race.
Piplup: I'm gonna have hell of a tanline. Now that's cool.
Latias: Just heard the sound of a space launch. Those idiots are gonna crash my darn rocket aren't they.
Luckily they didn't but for my nerves' sake I wish they hadn't autonomously chosen that location.
Later, during a small and crappy party for Misdreavus...
Goldeen: Yeah, that was a good meme. Perhaps even great. Now don't tell anyone we bonded.
Piplup: Yes Auntie.
Goldeen: And stop calling me that!
Misty: Ugh, can we get this over with? There's too many people.
Mariska: But dear, I just invited close family-
Misty: Exactly. You have too many children, grandma. Now hurry up.
Raj WHY you are eighty!
Raj: I thought I still got it. Maybe I don't got it.
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