We start with me realising that their sleepwear sort of matches.
Solstice: In a way that's fitted to our regular aesthetics. Mine is matching also, which makes it better. Also I'm the heiress.
Antares: Good God, we know! Also congratulations on being aunt to your own step-aunt.
(i.e. her niece is also the daughter of her dad's mum's husband, i.e. step-granddad)
Solstice:...Those branches of the family do not matter.
Antares: That's Umbriel's kid.
Solstice: The biggest failure of all. Doesn't matter.
Antares: That's cold, sis...I love it.
Tethys as the outgoing heiress is relegated to...
Tethys: Menial busywork? It seems. Couldn't we have kept Ursa as our Cinderella? I've started to lean into that.
Nah, girl deserves a life.
Hey speaking of messy family trees...
Solstice: I had a Grandma?!
Calypso: Ah, this house might not be so bad. For one thing, nothing's crying in it!
Mercury: Ack! Don't remind me! I hated having babies in the house!
Calypso: I think you lived here when I was young.
Mercury: Exactly! You were one of the worst!
Deanna: What...what does that mean, Vel? Did you do anything?
Vela: Do you WANT me to tell you?
After school...
Tethys: Y'know I don't mind if you sit and read.
Solstice: It's good for discipline, y'know. You don't even understand me. You're not my Grandma!
Tethys:...You don't have a grandma.
Solstice: That's what I thought!
Deanna: I know I'm technically your mother's grandma but I have always seen you as a granddaughter as well. And your siblings. I practically have been your grandmother-
Solstice: But you're not, are you?
Deanna: Does it really matter? Ooh, I'm loving this music-
Solstice: YOU'RE the one putting this Easy Listening shit on every radio in the house?
Blair: Hey, Antares, it's so good to see you, y'know being a YA is hard and I'm trying to figure things out-
Antares: Wanna screw?
Blair:...Yeah why not.
The FIRST whim he rolls upon seeing her. This boy I swear.
Oh here's Ursa's YA look. I gave her a bit more of a tomboy edge than before because of her new bro trait.
Ursa: Well, bestie. I see this girl is your priority.
Blair: We literally went to highschool together, Ursa.
Antares: C'mon Ursa I didn't even know you were coming. I'll speak to you in like...ten minutes?
Blair: So you're using me for sex?
Ursa: Looks that way?
Antares: UHHHH-
Eh, he wormed his way out of it.
Antares: Forget my words. Focus on my sculpted muscles and lovemaking skills.
Blair: ...The muscles are great.
Antares: Ah. I see. We'll practice.
Ursa:...I deserve this.
Knock yourself out.
Ursa: But not literally. No way will they find me out here.
Yeah this party area has gone unused since I think Chase and Mercury's wedding.
Ursa: Get in there bro.
These two have a weird relationship.
Blair:...Do you like it?
Antares: That look makes me think you'll disembowel me if I say no.
Blair: Then don't say no.
Antares: Sure. I like it plenty actually *giggle* I got a gift-
He's so evil guys.
The morning...
Solstice: This is such a plain breakfast-
Mercury: Speak for yourself I'm eating sparkles.
Deanna: Wh - never mind, son. Um, Soli, you need to eat eggs and toast cos it's healthy and all.
Solstice: You're literally having chicken nuggets!
Deanna: And when you go through the same amount of bullshit I have, you can have chicken nuggets too!
She's getting the day off school to skill. Why? Because I said so.
Solstice: Good e - whoa! Why does this thing move so fast? Is this a damn carnival?
Game glitched out and Antares got kicked from school at like 11.30.
Antares: Dammit, just as I was about to get that freshman's lunch money!
...When the hell did Deanna get so buff?
Deanna: Why are you still out here, daughter of mine? I miss you a lot but c'mon, it's 3pm.
Vela: Maybe I do what I want. Maybe I power the sun now. Just look at me.
Ursa and Edison came round at the same time...
Solstice: I apologise for my siblings.
Edison: They're not so bad really.
Solstice: Say that with a straight face.
Edison: I mean it! Ursa volunteers at the Windenburg dog shelter and Antares has gotten real swole!
Solstice: That's all you could think of for him?
Edison: He is a pretty big asshole, you're right.
Solstice: This brings me back. Right down to the terrible music.
Ursa: I'm *wince* serenading you!
Edison: Anyway, I see you have started with the French Open move.
Ursa: That's a tennis match.
Solstice: You don't know what you're on about do you?
Solstice: A win! Finally against someone. You know, once Ursa back there grew up I always had to play by myself...
Edison: OK but that isn't a sad backstory.
Solstice: Well of course not. My life has kind of been perfect. Except for my lack of a father.
Edison: Well I'm lacking a mother! Maybe we can share! :)
I only just realised I kept that window to her room lmao.
Solstice: That's alright. It's fun watching the adults struggle with skills and insomnia. But I am trying to be a well-rounded heiress. How hard can woodworking be?
Solstice: THIS I'm no fan of. Why aren't we allowed a butler anymore?
I think it's just the one repair for now, dear.
Solstice: One too many! I'm OK with creating something, but simple repair is below me!
Ursa: So. That guy Grady I sorta liked just got married. Probably to one of our distant relatives.
Tethys: We've hammered the point in- everyone is our distant relative somehow. Why don't you do what we all do, buy a cat?
Ursa:...Is this a joke?
Tethys: You like cats, right? Or was your mother actually my ex Janet?
Ursa: My mother is a selfish woman named Catrin. You didn't even have kids with Janet.
Tethys: ...Oh yeah, Grady is Janet's kid! Now why is his name familiar?
Ursa: Talking about my life with you is pointless.
Chase: God what has HAPPENED since my death? This radio station is pure trash. My ears actually hurt! And they're ghost ears so they shouldn't even do that!
Hi yourself Chase.
Chase: Come on now, Teth! Surely I deserve to hear from my only daughter. Surely you wish to speak to the dead father who carried you in his body-
Tethys: Considering you broke this thing...no.
Chase: -I just wonder what could have been, y'know, with me and paintings. I did start to like it in my last days, and wish I could have done more with-
Mercury: Yeah babe that sucks. Wanna hear about my experimental writing? We both got late-in-life interests!
Chase: Yes but then I DIED-
Solstice why are you thinking about nappies.
Solstice: I'm thinking about how I'll get out of changing them, silly.
Mercury: You know I was quite cruel in my day. Did the crimes, masterminded the gangs...it was all me.
Solstice: Nice try, you were locked in the house raising my mother and uncles from age 20. As is the way in our family.
Mercury: I've had jobs. Oh the things I've done, the prisons I've escaped-
Solstice: Seriously, did your brain die with my other granddad?
Tethys: And...I'm in the Facebook profile. Just call me the Webmaster!
I'm finally messing with Teth's reward trait from doing Computer Whiz, and she can Internet Stalk people.
Tethys: First, Sloane, my one true love by default. And then probably that no-good father of Sol's.
Tethys: Nice of you to finally show up.
Rigel: Nice of you not to ignore me at the door for once.
Tethys: Not my fault you come over at stupid times.
Rigel: What, like 7pm on a Wednesday? I know you work weird hours but your kids are just as bad.
Tethys:...
Rigel:...
Tethys: Come in already you dickhead.
Speaking of the kids they have friends over.
Solstice: Um...why did I invite this chick over again?
Beats me.
Charity: Ugh life is so unfair and we have that stupid science homework. I hate microscopes!
Solstice:...This was a mistake.
Antares: All of you, leafy things - beneath me! The lot of you, just lowly plants in the world!
Solstice: So was he, amirite?
Tethys: Wow those hips don't lie, huh?
Raven: I'd like to see my mother's grave :)
Mercury: Yeah I just saw it and I feel great.
Rigel:...You gotta be Vela's kid right?
Raven: Bingo!
Oh great.
Charity: Ugh you and your overinflated-
Solstice: I think our boobs are the same size-
Charity: EGO! Your ego! You're not all that.
Solstice: I beg to differ, darling.
Rigel: No. No, bro, not it-
Antares: Uncle Rigel you look like a knockoff Dracula and you lift nothing heavier than a pen. Stop it.
Rigel:...I was just trying to relate-
Antares: Then get on that machine next to me and get in the shit!
Rigel:...No thank you.
Lilith Umbriel does not live here anymore.
Lilith: Who says I'm here for her? Y'all got spare neck?
LMAO POLLUX
Pollux: I can never be free, can I? I swear if it happens again Vela's ghost can raise it.
This is literally the sixth child. Not even Tethys and Merc, actual PG heirs, had so many.
Mercury:...And then, it turns out the sister was in on it all along!
Tethys: OHMYGOD DAD...your hand's stuck in the bowl.
Mercury: Really? I tell you my awesome scifi idea and that's all you think about?
Tethys: There's blood and your veins are so old and weak.
Mercury: Excuse you?
Umbriel's baby daddy died. That's...cheerful.
Rigel and Averie had their last child. Well, unless Rigel cheats, as I have MCCC set to 3 kids per woman.
But not for men. For example, Pollux.
Pollux: *cries inside*
Deanna: So. It's your birthday today.
Anatares: I know! Hell yeah, finally free to move out with Blair, leave my uppity little sister behind-
Deanna: The Watcher might keep you around. Just look at your Uncle Rigel.
Antares: Meh, he's a wimp. I'll fight my way out.
Deanna: Sure you will.
Tbh, haven't decided.
Solstice is out collecting fossils for the microscope prints. Hoping to get those and the observatory ones completed.
Solstice: A nice addition to this family's sundry collectibles. And being in nature is't bad, as long as the dirt doesn't ruin my manicure.
Mercury: Oh, finally something to see other than lines of words that won't come right!
Tethys: I'm only doing this because it's the best socialisation I have available.
Mercury: I'm honoured you think so highly of your father, Teth.
Tethys: Well I-
Mercury: I know what you meant. I'm choosing to live in ignorance.
Tethys: Fair enough.
Solstice:....Halp.
Returning from the Sims 1 we have our heiress!
Solstice: Not funny! Fucking help me!
Eh. Anyway. Time for your brother's birthday once you two take showers.
Blair: Uh, yeah, I'm here for Antares's birth-
Tethys: Haha yeah have a good time, you can make cake, right? Toodles!
Blair:...What just happened?
Calypso: The act of dancing is mediocre.
Deanna: We have other things to do in this house, you know...I should know, I built this place up from a sad shack.
Antares: Wooo its's about to get a bit less weird for me to have sex with my girlfriend!
Deanna: Didn't need to hear that, boy.
...
Antares: What bed was I GOING to use?
Idk. The old butler one outside?
Antares: That room's locked, and too far away. Oh god, harder-
I'll leave.
Solstice: Oh, the world of discoveries. I'm so engrossed in this microscope work that I feel I might have...missed something.
Antares grew up?
Solstice: Nothing much then.
Ursa: So. Heard you're all grown up. Coming to join us at the mansion? Umbriel's baby is actually kind of adorable-
Antares: No can do, sis. Blair made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
Ursa: If you talk about your sex life-
Antares: Nah, relax. I was just saying that she offered to let me move in!
Antares, yelling: MARRY ME BLAIR-
Blair: UH, I GUESS YES-
Seriously what the fuck is this glitch. Ruining my cute proposal shot and all.
Ursa: Hahahaha he can't do anything right.
Ursa:...Jesus that's fucked up.
Anyway we're back to normal now. As normal as Antblair (?) will ever be.
Blair: Y'know I hate weddings.
Antares: Idk never been to one. Feel like it's a drag, and I haven't done my workout yet today.
Blair: Speaking of you've got huge since-
Antares: I knew it would pay off.
Blair:...
Antares: Should we do this now? Like, now now?
Blair: Aight.
Blair: Um, I won't stray from you cos it's a lot of effort and I actually love you.
Antares: And I - don't hold my hand there it's really itchy. I think I need a doctor.
Blair: Babe we'll go after this.
Solstice: Is something happening outside? I'd like to go to bed.
Mercury: Kid shut up I'm writing great works of-
Solstice: You're ripping off the plot from Knives Out. Anyway, tell me or it's the Home for you.
Mercury: Think Antares is marrying his girlfriend. Was it Barry?
Solstice: Probably not. I'll send condolence cards to the both of them in the morning.
And married. Antares will be moving out, and he and Blair will get some makeovers. I have a soft spot for the two of them.
Oh, while we're in Manage Worlds here is Georgia, Umbriel's little girl. She's very cute and unfortunately, fatherless since the death of Antwan.
Umbriel: Oh please, she was already fatherless.
Anyway, here's Antares, now neat and married to Blair. As you can see he really did get huge after his birthday. Not much changed with the makeover.
Blair...you never lived here and Antares just moved out. So you can leave too.
Blair: Just thinking about how one dye job stands in between me and owning all this.
Merc is just chained to the computer at this point, poor guy. I even had him quit his job.
Mercury: You think it's good characterisation, right darling? Oh, you were always so supportive.
Bit macabre of me to stick him right next to his husband's urn.
Mercury: Well I need someone to talk to, dear Watcher.
Vela: You. You stole my life. And now you keep my spirit here? There is no justice in the world...except me, blinding you with my chest sun.
Mercury:...Wanna hang out?
Solstice: Hey...I'm not going mad, am I?
Vela: Hisss....all of this family, usurping me. I would have been a fine heiress. But no, these are in my place.
Solstice: I think she's going mad.
Vela: And this...the sun. My own personal death ray following around...it hurts.
Solstice:...Can you fight off a ghost with a saw?
Deanna hasn't gardened in a while but...
Deanna: I should have been! How the FUCK did they let it get this bad?
Tethys: So how many marriages are we breaking up, amirite Soli-
Solstice: You know my feelings on the matter.
Tethys: Oh come on, I'm joking.
Tethys: But seriously, I wanna know about you and that little Goth boy.
Solstice: He's not little anymore Mum. And he's...sweet.
Tethys: Ah. No breaking up marriages then. We'll simply make one happen!
Solstice: I really don't need your help with my love life.
Soli needs rocket science for her aspiration.
Solstice: And I'm just supposed to go in.
Eh it'll be a low level mission, and I think Felix upgraded this thing.
Solstice:...Still.
Tethys from the balcony: There's probably a spare spacesuit under that dusty tarp!
Solstice: Doesn't make me feel better.
She survived.
Solstice: Barely. I had to improvise using the ship to body-block an asteroid.
Mercury: High score, high score, high scoreeeee
Vela: Do you ever put a shirt on?
Mercury: Do you ever go back to your grave? Nobody wants you around at 1pm.
Vela: No-one wants me around...*sniff*...ever.
Mercury: Oh God don't tell me it has feelings now.
Solstice: Hey, Edisonnnn...you look...nice and stuff!
Maybe you do need Tethys' help.
Edison: I'm sure it can't be as nice as it is for me to see you again...did that make sense?
Solstice Got the gist. Sorry, I've been busy. Expanding my mind and all.
Edison: That's completely understandable. You've always been the smartest person I know
Solstice: Even when Umbriel was there as a prodigal teen and I was a child?
Edison:...Sol I'm trying to be kind to you.
Jamie: I'm not trying to be nice to anyone. Army of children...MARCH!
Hey speaking of Umbriel.
Edison: Hi-
Umbriel: Get the fuck out of here you two do not need a chaperone. You never really did. Kids here go as they please. Georgia's in the bushes somewhere.
Solstice: You may be a...friend, but I will still kick your ass.
Edison: I fully expect this. I suggested the game only because I know you like it.
Solstice: Oh you.
They forgot about the chess game.
Sotstice: I've heard good things about this 'pink love magic'...if not, last time I listen to Mum about anything.
Solstice: Friend doesn't really describe us, by the way. Stupid word, but I couldn't think of what else to say.
Eidson: It's always been a bit more, hasn't it Soli?
BOOM.
Random kid over here is just ruining things.
Kid: DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Well considering the romance festival is on...
Solstice: Oi, watch those hands. We are in public, and I am trying to be proper-
Edison: So proper you laid one on me in the playground?
Solstice: It was just outside the...shut up!
Solstice: Wheee!
Edison: See I knew you had a spontaneous side - ow, my eye-
Solstice: Oh sorry-
Edison: Worth it!
Stall lady: No it's not! I'm gonna have to sweep this shit up. Bloody kids..
They ended their night by having the most awkward makeout session ever.
Solstice: Edi you're kind of on my chin.
Edison: So...that wasn't exactly...
Solstice : Dignified? I feel like my mother's daughter.
Edison: Well you ARE...not like that. Very different. In personality only.
Solstice: And?
Edison: And let's be official maybe?
Solstice: Yes, that would be wise.
Solstice: Things were always going that way right?
Edison: But you're not unhappy-
Solstice: Hell no! If I hated you that much there would have been someone else. I do actually like you. I have feelings.
Edison: Of course you do. You're not just a proper little heiress.
Juan: What the hell kind of telenovela am I next to-
Edison: It's a long way back to Windenburg. So I'll see you very soon.
Solstice: You better. Hey, speaking of my family...cousin Lestat?
Lestat: Yeah, it's me! Eirene's son. You must be one of Mercury's descendants. You met my wife?
Brynlee: You see, pants are for the weak.
Solstice: Maybe they could actually be worse.
Back at home...
Tethys: What's up dad! Everything's good, and other Dad is in Sol's room hiding from your grave.
Chase: *sniff*...say it ain't so! He's forgotten me, moved onto someone new?
Tethys: What? No! Buck up and stop being so maudlin. He doesn't like being reminded that he's lonely.
Chase: Just because he's unmarried now, technically? You're unmarried, Teth, are you lonely?
Tethys: Change the subject!
Later in the night, Merc got his shit together and worked in one of the empty rooms.
Mercury: I don't like this one either! That little octopus fucker over there LOOKED at me.
Chase: Didn't you always say you're too good for this? Did Deanna make you?
Mercury: Mum sleeps a lot more since she renounced being a vampire. I chose to do it, is that so hard to believe?
Chase:...Yes.
Mercury:...Fine. Now there's only four people left and no butler, shit wasn't getting done. Mum and Teth made a chore wheel.
Married life getting you down Antares?
Antares: Blair's great! But, um it turns out apartments are really small.
Poor little legacy boy lol.
Antares: She had a point about me getting a dye job.
Solstice: Oh so now you wanna act like a dad.
Felipe the dickhead: This...was meant for someone else.
Solstice: Oh whatever, I wasn't actually going to come.
Seeing this made me realise she got his facial structure if that makes sense? Like she has most of Tethys' actual features but the actual face shape and placement of features is like her dad's.
Solstice: Cool, so he gave me the nose AND that now.
Solstice: Hey look we kind of match again.
Antares: In a stereotypical way, yes.
Solstice: JESUS did you have to appear like that?
Eirene: Yeah. It's half the fun of being a vampire. Could have been you if your grandfather kept his gift.
Solstice: What gift? Or do you not remember your sister burning to death on our balcony a while back?
Eirene: Eh, potato potah-to.
Solstice: That's cold...and I kinda love it.
Edison invited Sol on a date. I forgot that I set dates to change them into party outfits. I also forgot that I haven't fucked with Edison's clothes yet.
Solstice:...Never mind I want to go home.
Edison: A little help please. Can a bird come by and rip this thing off?
I'll MC Dresser you don't worry.
Awww look how he looks at her.
Edison: Better?
Solstice: It'll do.
Edison: By the way I am technically an adult now-
Solstice: And I'll be one in T minus 2 days, don't worry about it.
I swear this wasn't supposed to happen twice in a row lol.
Solstice: Ooh also I can only stay a couple hours, I have school.
Edison: Not helping.
Pollux: Young love, gross. Just let me see them when they're all wrinkly and tired and depressed after six kids.
Suspiciously specific number, Pollux.
Edison: Maybe for our next date you can join me at the gym.
Solstice: The gym? I've never heard you be into exercising and you are...kinda clumsy...
Edison: Don't worry! It's a new trait I picked up on my birthday, and I've only had three warnings about proper treadmill use.
Solstice: But it's only been a day since you grew up.
Solstice: Hey. So. I've just realised I never did that whole teenage rebellion thing.
Edson: Um, we can't egg my neighbour's house again. He'll get mad.
Solstice: A shame. I'd love to egg my dad's house. But I have something better in mind...
Edison: What would that be?
Solstice: Everyone's cleared out. It's just us...
Edison: Seriously, is this the same Sol? If an alien replaced you on one of those rocket trips I'm not complaining...not that I don't love you as you are! I really do!
Solstice, getting scratched by leaves: Just get IN HERE I'm trying to be freewheeling.
Oh Sol. Can't get away with anything.
Phobos: The scandal, the nonsense. This is what happens when Teth's line gets the legacy. I'm getting my son Lyle and we will storm this shit.
Solstice: Don't worry about him by the way. He's one of my top 2 worst uncles anyway.
Edison: You only have three uncles though.
Solstice: I have one uncle that visits. Rigel's the good one by default.
Edison: I love you lots, Sol. I'll take care of you forever. I would sweep you up bridal style but you will be dropped...
Phobos: Actually, Sol and her new boyfriend inspired me.
Gross. You two are close to ancient anyway.
Umbriel got pregnant and married also. Maybe this guy will be more handsome if he gets hair.
Mercury:...Even in death he lets me down! You're throwing off my groove Dad!
Felix: *twangs angrily* And now for pizzicato.
Mercury: How do you know what that is? You never touched the thing in your life! I want a private study...
Solstice:...I feel bad.
About what, doing it with Edison in a bush.
Solstice: Not about that part. More about my uncle seeing me, that was embarrassing. But also physically just uncomfortable.
...She's better now.
Also this is her second outfit she never wears.
Solstice: Because it's not as good and you know it...also my other outfit is. Stained.
...
Solstice: Grass and mud stains! I still feel weird also.
Solstice: Oh *retch* my God that didn't go down well. What's wrong with me?
HMMM
Solstice: Wait, no-*blegh*
Solstice: Well shit.
Looks like we're getting a slightly early start on Gen 5. Honestly the mess-around happened once. And I didn't even tell her to do it. So you did this by yourself, girl.
Solstice: I've never going to live this down, am I? Oh God, what do I tell people?
Solstice: I'm focusing on plant cells, not my problems, GTFO.
Tethys: So I saw something in the bathroom-
Solstice: You didn't see shit and I'm late for school.
Tethys: I'll be supportive when she's back. For now, I do want to inwardly gloat a little.
Solstice: OK for now nobody's noticed. And Grandma took my pinafore to the drycleaners. Everything's gonna shape up for Solstice. I can do this.
Yes. Yes you can. TBH as a PG heir you probably were going to get pregnant young. Just not, y'know, this young.
Tethys: Come on garlic...I'm too young to be a grandma. I definitely look it. Right. Right?
You already are a grandma you weirdo, Umbriel's got a kid.
Tethys: Yeah but I don't have to see it and face my own mortality.
Aww Deanna.
Deanna: *sniff* My darling daughter. I'm sorry I was negligent, I'm sorry I didn't save you. At least you have this cool urn, though, right? Yeah, you woulda liked that urn.
Mercur: Seriously? I'm helping you? Come on Sol, you're smart.
Solstice: I'm so tired...and pregnancy brain is real. I'm discovering it.
Mercury:..You're what.
Solstice: Oh God, just forget I said anything...
Grimm: Do you MIND
Tethys, in the bathroom: Oh I'd know that sound anywhere!
Grimm: Oh great it's her...*actually smiles tho, he loves her*
As discussed earlier, Teth is still getting cousins.
And nieces/nephews.
Tethys: You and me forever, Grimmy. Even death can't change that.
Grimm: What about when you're an old ghost bothering me for eternity.
Tethys: A wonderful new chapter.
Grimm:...I am kinda looking forward to it.
Let me tell you I was so tempted to invite him into the house. Sol loves cats too. But we really don't need that right now. There's only gonna be room for 3 Gen 5 kids at the start of Gen 4, and neither Teth, Mercury or Deanna are dying very soon.
Solstice: See? As far as anyone knows, I just ate a really big breakfast. Which will be true, because this stupid baby is making me really hungry.
Solstice: Aaaand shit that's Edison. I have kind of been ignoring him. OK...*types* 'See you after school, I have something to tell you'. Yeah, I'm sure he won't be freaking out all day.
I'm sure he will.
Solstice: Well I've been freaking out for a day already, so fair's fair.
Mercury: We already did the frogs, why do we need the MySims now?
...Anyway we finished that collection, thanks for letting us know, Grumpy Mercury.
Tethys:...I'm never touching this thing again.
I did push her hard to get level 8 fitness I admit. But anyway, Tethys is now a Renaissance Sim! Well done gal. Because she worked on painting during this aspiration, she'll do the Painter Extraordinaire one next.
Solstice:...so this girl Becky heard me throwing up my lunch and spread the rumour that I'm pregnant and now everyone KNOWS...do I look fat? I feel like I've got fat.
Gal you're fine.
Deanna: You know what I say Soli? I say fuck all those bitches.
Solstice:...Super helpful Grandma.
Ursa: Well! Heard there's some spicy news about. Who's perfect now?
Solstice. She has the genetics. That's the point of the legacy.
Ursa: Hey. Edison. Solstice has some news to share don't you Soli?
Edison: Well gee I've been worrying all day.
Solstice: Ursa this is serious stuff, get out of here-
Edison: :( You could have just broken up with me over text-
Solstice: Wait what? You idiot!
Solstice: I love you. I especially don't want to break up now because I'm pregnant.
Edison: Wait what? I thought that wasn't possible cos you're...still a teen.
Solstice: Well. It clearly is. We're having a baby.
Edison: Oh my God. I'll pack immediately and help you AMAP! As much as possible.
Solstice: Great! Cos I could use that! You're taking this well.
Edison: Well I've always wanted to be a dad. I know this is sooner than you expected, but...
Solstice: Not that much sooner given the family trend. Let's get you in here.
It's also supposed to be Sol's birthday. But cos she's pregnant she can't be aged up so we're waiting out the extra day. I figured it's fine for Edison to move in like, one day early lol.
Antares: Motherfucker you got my baby sister pregnant! Ursa told me everything, how dare YOU-
Edison: Oh God he got really huge. Sol. Sol call him off please.
Solstice: Antares we have never had that kind of relationship, if you want to beat someone up go to a boxing class.
Antares: Supermarket parking lot it is then!
Edison has now moved in. He got a small makeover. The hair and glasses he had are actually good but he really can't be walking around in that suit all day.
Edison: But it would have 'suited' me, get-
Deanna: No.
Because this chapter is long, the Gen 4 spouse is in, and it should have been Sol's birthday, we're ending things here. Next time will be babies I guess. And I'll figure out what to do with this guy.
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