Raj: Whee! Look at me now, boss! And everyone who used to tease me for enjoying cooking.
Mariska: Must you throw all the ingredients around?
Raj: SHUT U - sorry you reminded me of Mother. God rest her soul but she was a pain sometimes.
Mariska: That's not good.
Latias: I seeeeee you.
Raj: If that disembodied voice doesn't stop I'mma punch it!
Raj no that's your daughter.
Raj: Oh shoot, Latias, ignore me!
Latias: Nah it's fine I was trying to be a pain anyways.
Apparently Lati likes to play blocks while being absorbed into a wall.
Latias: Adds some danger to it. Besides if Loudred doesn't stop HITTING them-
Loudred: It's my jam, fam!
Latias: They're not drums tho.
Hawea: Your mother tells me you're the heir to something. I must watch over you!
Loudred: You're sitting on my kneecaps...
Raj: I need to stop working with seafood all the time...yeuch!
Anyway he's at the top of the career now, well done to him.
Mariska: So how does it feel to be at the top of the culinary world?
Raj: Please just let me get to the toilet!
Mariska: Now that you're not being a whiny little bitch, how are you feeling?
Raj: Damn great baby, let's celebrate and whip-
Mariska: Don't wink, you're really bad at it. Seriously I feel less attracted to you now,
Loudred:...Help. Set me free, bed-friend. Please?
Mariska: Thank God you can't get me more knocked up.
Raj: Of course, but after-
Mariska: No. Nope. You said you wanted three and that's the final number.
Meanwhile their weird kids are weirdly staring at each other.
Latias: No, it has a purpose. We're thinking.
Loudred: Considering. Skilling!
Latias: Plotting our next move to usurp-
Loudred: You're doing what?
Latias: Ohhhh no Cera, watch out for the meteor! And there's a predator dinosaur, it's gonna eat you!
Loudred: Why are those the first things you think of, Lati?
Mariska: I can do this normally...right. Hi, I'm Mariska, your neighbour. Sorry for the pyjamas but I'm pregnant and couldn't give two fucks. Uh...
Salim: Well, nice to meet you.
Mariska: You can come in if you like.
Mariska: We have a neighbour apparently. He's got kids. Go say hi like a normal person.
Raj: Oh as if you can talk, I heard you swearing at him. And you're still in pyjamas.
Mariska: Better my cute pyjamas than that terrible jacket.
Raj:...Take it back.
Mariska: Burn it or I take back our marriage, seriously.
Uh WHAT
Mariska: Outta the way, shut up I'm gonna puke!
You were that desperate.
Mariska:...Egg rolls? Eggs are supposed to be round.
Enele: Hey how ya doin lemme whisper in your ear-
Mariska: I think he's talking to you.
Ira: Deal with your creep by yourself lady, I'm too pregnant for this.
Mariska: Well so am I!
Mariska: I'm too pregnant for backless benches.
Supriya: Oh you're one of those ones.
Mariska: What does THAT MEAN?
Mariska: Welp, my husband's been at the bar alone long enough, I'mma join him with a vodka!
Hajar: So you're too pregnant to do basic stuff but not too pregnant to drink?
Mariska: Oh, it's all relative.
Hajar: Dumbass.
Justin: Give me my HAT BACK, Gunther!
Gunther: Nope, took it off a coat rack fair and square.
Justin: My coat rack!
Rin: Fight him for it, Justin. I'd happily watch.
Gunther: But dear wife-
Rin: I want that thing gone. You two should burn it.
Raj: What the hell is this fight, makes Mariska seem normal.
Justin: He just walked off with my hat still on!
Rin: I'll help you get it back.
Justin: Let's be spies then, it's MY HAT!
Pierce: Dad please.
Raj: Oh Cameron, I do declare your drinks terrible. Lack of garnishes and flair, poor-quality rum - but I will have another.
Cameron, muttering: I'll fuckin' spit in it, just you wait...
Back at home...
Loudred: See that Lati? I win!
Latias: I heard it and it was...unpleasant.
Loudred: Heeeeheheheh.
Latias: 'Loud' alright.
Loudred: Look at my snake arms!
Latias: But why is my hand red when I touch the sauce?
Raj: I'm so proud of my children.
Mariska: Fuck off red heart - seriously who would have thought that Salim guy's actually having sex?
Mariska: OK ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF I WANNA GO TO BED AND MY KIDS ARE RAGING NOW
Mariska: Nice costume, dude. Are you acting out the most basic porn of all time or something?
Salim:...Gotta do something to spice it up with the wife.
Mariska: Yeah, whatever. Just keep it down.
Salim: How about no? It's a free country, you're just jealous.
Mariska: NO I have some goddamn dignity!
Salim: Bitch no you don't, I hear the shit you do too!
Mariska: Oooooohhhh I oughta - well I'm pregnant, but once I'm not it is ON, fella!
Loudred: What are we watching?
Raj: Why a cooking show of course! Can you say 'carrots julienne', Loud?
Loudred: Is that all you two do? I wanna watch music!
Raj: That might be a bit 'Loud' for 7am, son.
Latias: Hmmm. Bet I could do it!
Mariska: Well sure, here's the - OK fine, Raj, I won't let our toddler daughter use an electric mixer.
Latias: Coward.
Mariska: Rising above this, she's like four, I'm rising above it-
Raj: Maybe don't taunt your mother, Lati. Her psyche is a little fragile.
Latias: Well DUH that's what makes it fun!
Raj: Please? For me? Look she's talking to eggs.
Mariska: I want you to scramble FASTER dammit!
Raj: If you found your hat you can tell me over text, that doesn't need to be done in person.
Justin: Well no. Yesterday made me realise I need friends.
Raj: Fine. Fair enough. Come over.
Latias: I can sorta tell that dude's weird, just gonna hang in the corner.
Mariska: So how's your hat hanging? Too soon? Ha ha ha.
Justin: It's not funny...
Mariska: Seriously who cares that much about a hat? Get a life mate! I met your wife, you two have kids!
Justin: Well maybe I'm unhappy with my life and I'm trying to sort it out, thought of that?
Mariska: You're shit at comebacks.
Raj:...I should have warned you about her.
Mariska: No weirdos without warning next time, mmmk?
Raj: I'm sorry I felt bad for him.
Mariska: Right your empathy and all. Guess that's why I love you.
This is Sawyer, kid of Summer Holiday and Don Lothario. She lives with her mother who is married to neighbour Salim. So I always see her wondering the halls and stuff.
I think she's cute.
Justin: It's quite alright you screamed, Mrs Rasoya-
Mariska: Still Sutherland, actually.
Justin: I quite like feisty women anyway-
Mariska: Uh. See this chopstick? I'd rather stab it through my eye than get near you, hat boy.
The twins have all their skills at Level 3 so they kind of get to do what they want now.
Latias: Come on. Put the doll under the water. It's not real.
Loudred: But Latiiii it FEELS real.
Mariska: Well hi there! If you're here about me threatening your husband, 1. you can't prove it and 2. seriously quiet down with that sex life jeez.
Summer: We can absolutely prove it but it's fine. Sorry about the noise.
Mariska: Ooh, a reasonable one, this never happens. Come right in, and no I'm not changing out of this I'm comfy.
Latias: Nooo, Mum knows you! She calls you the 'skinny blonde bitch from work'!
Raj: That Latias, so many stories. So you work with Mariska, that's-
Summer: I know the both of you, congrats on the careers. Tell me more about what your mother said, kiddo?
The next morning...
Mariska: Hissss! Scram! I don't like it!
Sergio:...I'm a little afraid.
She's just pissy I made her put on real clothes and go outside.
Arun: Damn Mariska you still got it girl.
Mariska: Arun absolutely not, we flirted once 2 weeks ago. I'm trying to buy my way through a legacy goal here.
They have tons of money and we need to complete the trophy collection, so it's this vendor's lucky day.
Loudred: Oh Dolly. Sorry Lati made me drown you. Hope you got good fake CPR!
Mariska: *gasp* My babies are growing up!...Why didn't I leave myself more baby free time, I'm about to have this next one!
Mariska: Ah well, can't change that. Ready to grow up?
Loudred: Yaaaayyyy I'm gonna play dolls and music and do so many things-
Mariska: OK saddown kid we don't have all day. Plus your dad is crying back there anyhow.
Raj: I'm not I just have a - oh screw it I love my family so much! I'm so proud of you kids! *sniffle*
Mariska: Hold on, kiddo. We just need to age up your sister and then you get a makeover.
Loud: But I'm already flawlesssss.
Mariska: Really? That fade could use some work.
HELP who let Lati be this cute.
Latais: I need permission from no man!
Mariska: Well it's time. The last time!
It's a blue child! This here is Zubat and he's probably their last. Unless one of them whims it and I feel indulgent.
Anyway here are the older kids, madeover and really cute. Loudred being the DJ Candy heir has Music Lover and Artistic Prodigy, while Latias, at the mercy of the random legacy trait generator, got Erratic and Whiz Kid.
Sawyer: Not again.
The Sutherlands agree. Seriously whyyy tf is she coming home to this?
Loudred: It's not that 'loud' i'm just gonna draw, I hear nothing.
Latias: Hurry up. Make a move. No not that one give me my piece back!
Hawea : But that was a great chess technique-!
That's their old nanny. He's really good friends with the kids so maybe he does want to play chess with Lati in his free time.
Salim: Dude! I was just about to bust out the handcuffs!
Raj:...It's 2pm man. Your kid just got home.
Salim: Aaaaaw shit, OK maybe you did me a favour-
Latias: Let me WIN!
Hawea: Now that wouldn't be fair, dear-
Raj played the second game with her. And I don't think he let her win.
Latias: Did you best me? Yes. And I don't appreciate it.
Raj: Now all's fair in the game, Lati, you've just got to learn from it and come back stronger.
Latias: How about you're fat!
Raj: That's just hurtful.
Loud's way more chill.
Loudred: So I'm thinking next I'll draw me and Teresa the Triceratops rocking out, and-
Latias: Hush for a second twin. I must defeat our father.
Loudred: It's all just a game.
Latias: Are your drawings 'just a game', hm Loud?
Loudred: Kinda. I'm more into music and I'm hardly an artist-
Summer: Well looks like you two are happy-
Raj: Oh God why is she in here this is so awkward-
Mariska: Relax we've heard her having sex. We know those moans are fake Summer.
I want Mariska to max all the culinary skills. That means starting on Baking.
Mariska: Wheeee! YEET
Loudred: They said it could never be. But we have proved them wrong. Octopi can fly!
Finally I get a picture of Latias's everyday. It's one of my favourite kid outfits I've ever made.
Latias: Mmmm I'm ready to make myself known
Slow down you're 5.
Loudred: I hope they have a piano...we don't have a piano.
Latias: Sigh...I'll drag you along with me, twin.
Loudred: Can't wait to be big enough to pick up a guitar.
Summer apparently gave birth.
Mariska: Wow I thought I had it bad having two of them. You tore what again?
No thank you to listening to this.
Speaking of the twins...
Loudred: I'm gonna play loads of music. People love music.
Latias: Yeah chess doesn't seem to be as appealing to the crowd. You live you learn, y'know.
Sawyer: Looks like these two little crybabies grew up.
Loudred: Yea, look how tall I am.
Sawyer:...Lame. Please.
Loudred: I thought it was funny.
Ten minutes later, Sawyer remains unimpressed. And Anika's just here staring into the middle distance.
Anika: Sorry, what was that Loud? I didn't hear you.
Sawyer: Well you're lucky then.
Raj came to join them at the park but instead of doing anything normal he lay near the road and stared at the heavens.
Jarvis(bear shirt): Hey. Hey. I dare you to step on that guy's hand.
Reuben: Damn dude that's messed up.
Raj: That cloud looks like a wonderful pumpkin.
Raj:...Is somebody getting murdered in there?
Mariska: Yay! Finally leaving Events catering! I'm gonna get to eat so much cake :)
She's at Level 7 now and a pastry chef.
The next morning...
Latias: Well Lati, you may have had some humiliating defeats but you can always beat HIM!
...
She's really not a fan of her father. Which is sad considering how close they were before.
Latias: Weak. Ugly. And your food is shit!
Raj: Le gasp!
Latias: Who has chocolate mousse for breakfast?
That is a terrible example to set your kids, Raj.
Their vibes could not be more different. Latias is always intensely staring and Loud is just chill.
Loudred: Do I sound terrible? A little. But am I feeling the muuusic? Oh hell yeah!
Zubat: Duuuuude.
Hello Mariska's colouring! With brown eyes.
Raj: My kid's blue. Look at me now, Mum.
Raj immediately dumped him on the floor and followed his wife to work. I wanna get him on the skills immediately and there's enough money for a nanny so here we go.
Zubat: Wait are you my dad too?
Hawea: Just call me a helpful adult!
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