This is a tiny interlude detailing the two-ish days between Paraguay's birth and Kiribati moving out.
Not that she appears to want to.
Stop putting the book away!
Kiribati: You're not getting rid of me that easy!
Kiribati: Are you trying to make fun of me? Now this vampire shit is Gunther work, look at that!
Gunther: I'm intellectually curious, just grabbed the nearest book-
Just 20% of that last skill bar to go, Kiri.
Kiri: UGH
Meanwhile Elin is locked in her basement lab.
Elin: I've got two days off from incessant pregnancy, and I'm gonna use it.
Didn't go so well did it?
Elin: Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass-
Guatemala is knocked up again. I forgot she even gave birth, that's how close together these two pregnancies are.
Mala: I'm not thrilled about it.
Liberia: Goddammit why do my tits hurt like that? Hell of a Sunday-
Mauritius: HELP
At least she's good at getting her reading done.
Liberia: You think I wanna stay around this dump?
I don't want that either <3.
Liberia: I made fun of Kiri but those books really are that boring. I mean, yikes kid.
Mauritius: Well I'm a spellcaster so-
Liberia: Doesn't count as a skill. Enjoy reading about an irrelevant lifestate, you're not that special.
Oman: Is somebody watching me? Oh ma-
Kiri: Will. Foster.
Liberia: Even if he did trip you, you probably deserved it.
Will: Dance dance!
Elin: What do you mean you don't like the very strong garlicky noodles at 10am?
Oman: Applesauce....pls...
The older girls get to do what they want. I don't really care, they have their As and they did their skill.
But this, this is weird.
Kiribati: Um, do you mind? Kind of wanna pee.
Liberia: O___O
Kiri: You don't impress me.
Oman: Didn't know that was a requirement.
Nicola: This is a robbery?!
Kiri: You don't sound sure about that.
Oman: Hi lady.
Nicola: You kids really don't care that I'm robbing you...
Kiri: Rob us up and away from this house, that would be nice.
Kiri: No, get away, I'm grumpy and aloof.
Oman: Heeeehhhh
Kiri: Meh at least the kid sounding high takes away from the cuteness.
Kiri: What. No. I'm not reading her a book, I am far too hard-hearted for that!
Oman: Somebody love meeee!
Elin, meanwhile...
Elin: What children? The only children I have are robots.
Norway: You see, the PruneLife can be a lonely one-
Gunther: Nothing we can do, little man. Just tough it out and you can go talking as you please!
Norway: Fine. What's with that posture then?
Gunther: Awwww aren't you sweet, kid?
Paraguay: Just FEED me.
This baby has been neglected ngl.
The other boys hang out in the pool.
Norway: We haven't seen a lot of you today.
Mauritius: Oh I'm sorry, I'm just fulfilling Mother's hopes and dreams.
Norway: So she'll love you?
Mauritius: So she'll let me back in the house.
Mauri's been playing violin to finish his Creative aspiration. Elin wants to see a kid complete an aspiration so he's on the case.
Kiri's dad, Geoffrey Landgraab, passed away.
Gunther: I know it's hard, but at least you still have me-
Kiri: Don't even try. And put on a shirt for the love of God!
Gunther: Yay. We're doing it.
Elin: Yay. A release of tension.
Gunther: Barely sexual at this point?
Jordan: Do y'all mind? There's people in the room!
Norway: What's the problem?
Libs: You'll understand when you're older.
Jordan: Just pretend you didn't hear anything, Libs.
Libs: 1. I'm already traumatised and 2. Way ahead of of you.
India's having a second baby.
The morning...
Gunther: I do say Elin, you're looking rather default.
Elin: Mmm, CC purges can be even more destructive than me.
Please calm down, El, I got rid of one of your bra tops.
Oman: See? You see? I've got the best plan ever and it involves glue, glitter and two rocket launchers.
Blueffy:...I wish I could talk to your parents.
Heather: Why'd you stop? Where did the bike go?
Ibrahim: I feel a strange pull...
Ibrahim: Oh you are just enchanting...
Elin: I know.
Ibrahim: You're very sweet, giving an old man some excitement...
Elin: Yes. Sweet. That's me, that's what I'm like.
Ibrahim: You're just a doll.
Elin: This is beneath me. Now screwing the old man isn't the most demeaning task of the day, and that's kind of a bummer.
IceKing: Yeeee I'm above you mistress.
Elin: Watch it or I shove a wrench where it hurts.
Liberia: So what if your dad died? Get over it, loser. If you weren't moving out today I'd kick you out myself.
Mauritius: Right? If I spend one more night listening to you crying in the dorm....
Norway: That's not very nice...
Liberia: But we're right!
Kiri: Yeah I'm getting out of here.
Yes. You are.
Elin: Yay my ugliest daughter is leaving the next!
Norway: Awww snap.
Kiribati: You only say that 'cos I don't look like you.
Elin: Well of course dear! I'm beautiful!
Norway: If you do say so yourself.
Elin: Shut up, you still live here boy.
She got the Art Lover trait and was moved in with her much-older brother Denmark, in San Myshuno, because of her city native aspiration.
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