(There's a few pictures that got deleted but it was literally just Chesmu being potty trained and Cybil making fun of him like the great mother she is)
Thirza seems cut up about the whole Hannah situation still...
Thirza: Nah I'm just hungry. And sweaty. Get me home please?
Keep on walking girl, sorry.
Azure: Maybe that could be me one day.
Cybil: Yeah but you're not heir and you won't have willing parents to clean up the mess around you, will she Chesmu?
Chesmu: No?
Cybil: That's my boy. Reach further forward if you wanna try and strangle me.
Chesmu: What's a strangle?
Azure: Parents or not I think I'd do better...
Chaim: So wifey. How's our kidlet?
Cybil: Alive still. And you haven't married me yet.
Chaim: Oh, shit. Should probably get on that soon huh.
Cybil: Aren't you a romantic?
Tosca: Oh CHAIM I'm sorry!
Chaim: It's fine you can...come in and watch any time? Wait, no-
Tosca: You're making it worse! Is my daughter engaged to a pervert?
Ophira, overhearing: Maybe I dodged a bullet.
Cybil: Shut up you married that old weirdo.
Ophira:...I know. Well, you win some, you lose some.
Cybil: You're losing em all.
Later that night she went home and had twins, bringing the Tosca Grandchild count to 4. I also didn't realise how similar these names were, oops.
Anyway that's 2 babies for Ophira, and a second aspiration down for Tosca!
Adrian: Morning, Chaim.
Chaim: Hey, you. Seen that blue redhead kid that lives around here? I'm worried that he's dead.
Adrian: You WORRIED about him?
Chaim:...I mean, I just hope he's alive. Or that would be a bummer.
Adrian: I'm that kid! I grew up!
Chaim: Haha whatever. Off to pester my future father-in-law about his outfit.
Cybil: *retch* Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Cybil: I'm gonna kill Chaim. Or puke on him. I'll decide.
Let's just wait for the results.
Jude: I see the confetti-
Cybil: Dad, I've got news-
Jude: So this one is Chaim's too?
Cybil: You're smiling but you don't sound happy...are you trying to encourage me to commit infidelity?
Cybil: Hey. Chaim. Guess what, you knocked me up again!
Chaim: Wait WHAT-
Cybil: Yeah. Duh. Only explanation for the marring of my fabulous figure.
Chaim: You could have just put on weight.
Cybil: I mean I took the test and all. I'm definitely pregnant and you have to look after me. Task one: clear all the confetti out the bathroom!
Cybil: Guess what I've got in common with Hannah.
Thirza: Oh this is a good one! You're flaky, whiny, annoying, misleading-
Cybil:...Pregnant with my second child. Both with the same man though.
Thirza: So it's Chaim's?
Cybil: Why do you people keep asking like that?
Chaim: You know you deserve better than that. Even if you are a lazy cranky pseudo-intellectual.
Thirza: Wow, thanks for the complisult, Chaim.
Chaim: You're very welcome!
Cybil: Hello? I'm in underwear and I'm pregnant, give me the attention.
I had to change Cybil's main everyday look unfortunately. Glitches. But I think it's cute.
Chesmu: Nope nope nope-
Cybil: Just deal with it. There's five letters in my name and you got a storm comin' honey.
Chaim: Grab your stomach all you like, you're not pregnant.
Thirza:...Wow, you're an asshole! To think I nearly gave you credit this morning.
Jude: Really? How did you do that?
Chaim: Stating facts. She does deserve better.
Jude: And here we are agreeing on something, boy.
Chaim: So, wanna...slip between the sheets?
Cybil: That's the reason why I have one and a half children.
Chaim: I mean it can't happen more right now.
Cybil: Eh, why not.
Chesmu: So whaddya say, Auntie Azzy?
Azure: Well. You're a sweet kid so I'll read you a book. Even though I'm not your parent cough cough.
Chaim: I'm like, uh, really tired-
Azure: Save it Chaim, I know you're lazy trash. All you've done today is bum around and annoy people with interviews.
Chaim: Psh. Bullshit. But can you tell me about that dress-
Azure: *unimpressed* How did I get roped into this?
Chaim: My charm and persuasion skills. Now, tell me about this print, why is this something we should wear-
Azure: I should. Not you. You'd look fucking terrible.
Chaim: Love that bluntness girl, gimme more!
Azure: Ugh.
Chaim: Dammit she's annoyed me, Pink Blarffy! Me!
Azure: Yaaaaayyy a victory! For once!
Emerson:...You two have issues.
Chaim: Don't lump me in with HER!
Cybil: So! You're my cousin on dad's side, huh?
Donald: Yup. Would've met you earlier but Dad always advised against it.
Cybil: Uncle Darius. A crotchety old fucker, but probably correct. There's a reason why Uncle Tris never brought his daughters over.
Tane: Oh Darling, you really are my...darling!
Darling: I love you so much that I don't even care about the lameness of that joke! Remember when we were like those two?
Cybil: Oh kiss me!
Chaim: Yes please!
Adrian: Well...at least I got bread. Yeah. Let's get this bread!
Adrian: Ooh, Mr Ngata, hope you get it right or we might FIRE you-
Tane: Boy shut up, you broke it and I'm not even a repairman. I'm a guest in your home! Why am I doing this?
Adrian: I dunno. Nobody asked you. But if you're doing it...peace!
Chaim: Hey girl u thicc.
Thirza:...Yeah I really regret even giving you an inch of credit.
Chaim: Credit's not measured in inches, but you know what is?
Thirza: I've got an inkling, so I'm leaving.
Cybil:...I pretend I do not see it.
Thirza: Motherfucker, you've got two kids with my sister! Pull it together and stop making comments like that!
Cybil: He's actually got three kids.
Thirza: Great, you're a deadbeat too! Wow we really know how to pick them, don't we sis?
Cybil: Eh, what am I gonna do now?
Chaim: I'm sorry I'll never say it again!
Thirza: You better not. Or I will kill you.
Cybil: Ohhhh, no, that's my baby daddy and stuff.
Chaim: Lol yeah. Night Thirz, stay foxy!
Thirza: Let me kill him Cyb. Please.
Tosca: Remember when this balcony was barely big enough for the chair, and I was constantly pregnant looking over the ocean...we were so young then.
Jude: We're still young-ish, love!
Tosca: Actually we are about to be categorically old, sweetie.
Jude: Naaaaaah-
Tosca: Um yeah!
Jude: Huh. Well. I'll enjoy my last few hours young.
Tosca: Good. Do that. My back's killing me already.
Chaim: So I should apologise to-
Cybil: She slapped you pretty hard didn't she?
Chaim: My face will never feel the same again. But anyway-
Cybil: Don't worry. I know I'm much cuter than my sister. Plus it's not like I'd be all devastated and leave you if you did cheat on me.
Chaim: That - wha -
Cybil: Much more fun to stay together and make revenge the name of the game.
Chesmu:...I just wanted breakfast.
This painting is - I don't even wanna get into it.
Jude: It is a fascinating still life! I've always been entranced by the shape of aubergines.
Whatever. Just whatever. Hope it sells, Jude.
Thirza: What? This house is a mess. Where else am I gonna get some damn peace?
Cybil: Come on. Match the shapes. You know what a square is, don't you?
Tosca: Your Auntie Thirza's a square, kiddo!
Chesmu: I'd call her ROUND!
Cybil: Oooohohoho you just made my day, kiddo! I'm proud!
Chesmu:..I don't get it.
Jude's turn.
Jude: I'm still sexy, right?
Maybe if you didn't do that terrible abortive wink.
Jude: Noted.
Tosca: Y'know, Thirz, we had you young so if we've hit our 60s, you should be hitting 40 soon, right?
Ophira: Aw snap.
Thirza: OK, I will be a happy middle-aged woman who is strong, independent and doesn't need no partner. Also, you're the second-born, so where does that put you?
Ophira: Y'know-
Chesmu: What's the deal with age? I'm three!
Jude: You're all my girls and you're beautiful no matter what age you-
Ophira: Boooo, Dad.
Thirza: Yeah be honest!
Ophira: SURELY you guys are too old to do this.
Jude: Never - OW my rib, Tosca!
Tosca: *creeeaaaakk*
Cybil: Don't you wanna get closer, kiddo?
Chesmu:...No.
Cybil: Fair enough m8. I'm pretty freaky.
We're at uni one last time to finish the Tutoring milestone of Thirza's aspiration.
And Tosca needs to socialise.
Tosca: Manuia, right? You could have got with my daughter if you weren't such a pussy.
Manuia: Well, I guess that's one way to look at it-
Kalama: Isn't that the girl who nearly drowned you?
Advaith: She WHAT
After Chaim got out of work he came as well.
They're great at socialisation.
Chaim: That shirt clashes with your hair!
Advaith: Fair enough, but it's just the Debate Guild uniform-
Chaim: And that schnoz needs help!
Advaith: OK that's just mean.
So that was that.
He's not always a bad guy though.
Chaim: So once upon a time there was this rude-ass cat. Very fashion, a bit French. Would not talk to you, but probably me. Cos I'm cool.
Chesmu: Uh-huh, sure father.
Chaim: If your old parents can do this, so can I!
Cybil: Yes, very cool but I'm carrying precious goods here!
Chaim: Just put the plate down, it's replaceable anyhow!
Cybil: That's not what I meant! How am I the one making sense?!
Honestly what IS it with her and old men?
Jude's brother Darius got some late in-life twin girls.
Lovely start to the morning huh.
Chaim: Come on! Are there no other bathrooms?
Cybil: No! *retch* But if there were I'd still *bleurgh* choose yours!
Chaim:...Thanks dear.
Chaim's actually sort of a decent father. I have to make Cybil do stuff with Chesmu. But Chaim does stuff like this on his own.
Chaim: Say toilet!
Chesmu: Ooohhh that gives me flashbacks!
Chesmu: Oh grandpa you almost seem normal.
Jude: Yeah. I'm a flashing beacon of sanity in this madhouse...flashing 'cos my bulb is still flickering and I'm almost broken, but...ah, you get it.
Chesmu: I really don't!
Thirza: What the fuck, Cybil?
Cybil: That's what you get for stealing a bathroom from your pregnant little sister.
Thirza: You said it was fine, and that you already went.
Cybil: Changed my mind.
Thirza: I -what?!
Cybil: OW, this was a mistake.
Manuia: Oh - uh - congrats, Cybil! You're...having children. Huh. That seems safe.
Cybil: I mean, both my children were actual mistakes. I love 'em but damn.
Advaith: That whole family is bad juju.
Kalama: Why would you say it to her face?
Cybil: Ooooohhh if I wasn't so pregnant you and your schnoz would be OVER.
Tosca is...also here.
Jaleesa: *sniffle*
Tosca: C'mon! It can't be so bad! It's not like someone died!
Jaleesa:...We buried my Mum last night.
Tosca: Oh. Aaaaaawks.
Jaleesa is the sister of Sanjiv's wife Yolanda btw.
Jude: Masterpiece from the Master Painter!
Not quite yet you're not even done with Level 3 of that aspiration.
But good job, old age is giving you confidence I see.
Fletcher: Thanks for fixing the bathroom you ruined, dude.
Jude: It wasn't me, it was my pregnant blue-skin daughter, she went home.
Fletcher: Ah, the 'old-timers' disease. I see.
Thirza's my first ever Sim to contribute knowledge to the archives, and...this is some alien shit.
Thirza: I always knew it was in our DNA somewhere! I mean, we're blue! Now come on brainwaves, let's make history!
Not quite as perfect a term as the other two, probably because of Thirza being dragged on Cybil's jungle adventures, but we're still graduating with an A+!
She got a job as a Judge.
Thirza: Well, for now I get to hit things with a baby hammer. Good for my thinly-veiled anger issues :)
Jude: I'm so proud of you, Thirz! You've made some really good choices!
Thirza: Aw, thanks Dad! I actually feel good!
Cybil: I can only take that as a personal attack, Father.
Jude: Well it wasn't an attack per se, Cyb.
Hooray! Now tie the knot, you idiots! Not that I'm a traditionalist, I just don't trust MCCC to not randomly pair them off with other people lol.
Pretty sure this means Sanjiv is now living with two pregnant women. Good fuckin luck dude lol.
Cybil: Well well well. Look who finally decided to exist.
Adrian: At least I've got another 5 followers on Instagram.
Cybil: What a sad brag. How about: I've had time to grow a whole baby since you were last shown.
Chaim: Is it just me or is the world swiiiirly?
Cybil: So is your body. You just got everybody sick, congratulations-
Tosca: Now gimme more, countertop! I wanna make you strong!
Cybil: Or maybe it's just you people being NUTS. Gawd. Me and Mr Plate are OUT!
Cybil: OW, help-
Tosca: Jude dear, cleanup on aisle...near the kitchen sink!
Cybil: That's not the priority! Chaim! Take me to the hospital!
Tosca: You're freaking out like me when I had Oph - that actually makes sense!
Cybil pushed through and had baby 2, little dark blue Yven.
Yven: Or am I...odd.
None of that please. Let's not.
Cybil: I should let you in on a little secret...I need THREE more.
Chaim: THREE?!
Cybil: It'll be fun. Chesmu doesn't hate you and you almost didn't faint at this birth, you're a decent father!
Chaim: T H R EE?
Tosca: Did she really only just tell you? And did you not work it out? Her name-
Chaim: I though it was a you thing, Tosca!
Chesmu: God Dad, calm down. I already processed this like 3 days ago, holy crap.
Chaim: She told you but not ME?
Tosca: Well you are acting the fool, Chaim, maybe for once she was smart.
Chesmu: Awwww snap you killed 'em both Grandma.
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