MySims Legacy

Loudred: Now you treasure your mother, little Skiploom. After all we'll all die so soon.

Skiploom: Cool?

Poor guy really misses his own mum. I miss Mariska too :(.

Misdreavus: Um could you not expose me to this nudity please, Auntie? This is the last thing I wanted to see.

Goldeen: Why'd you come in the bathroom then you little brat...

Goldeen: Life as we know it is ending, Piplup! There's...there's...a BABY!

Piplup: We've already been overshadowed by a fucktillion of those things. Don't we move out in two days?

Goldeen: Gasp! As if anything could ever overshadow me, the great Goldeen?

Piplup:...Who just says 'gasp'?

I think she's trying to hide her real problems.

Goldeen: *sob* I don't WANT to be an orphan anymore!

Misty: So. I have a little brother now.

Anika: Yes...don't tell anyone but I was rather hoping for a little sister-

Misty: I was hoping for a little nothing actually, but what can I do?

Anika:...I guess it's hard to adjust from being the youngest-

Misty: No. I just didn't want another person in this house. You're already so damn loud.

Anika: God, I forgot how hard the baby stage is.

Loudred: Oh shit, are you having regrets? I want to make you happy, love, but I can't really put him back.

Anika: No - what - of course not, Loudred! Are YOU regretting this?

Loudred: Of course not! He's a fun little guy. With any luck he won't grow up scaring me, unlike his middle siblings.

Misty: Pip make a move already I swear I'll kill you.

Piplup: Uh, I, um - I don't do well under pressure Misty!

Misty: Does that sound like my problem?

Loudred: Oooh lord those fingerings, I can't even look! Goldeen no wonder the piece sounds so gloomy with that technique.

Goldeen: Then tell me how to do it! Or kick me out onto the street, whatever works!

Loudred: Whoa, I'm not gonna do that! Oh, and the correct fingering is 5-2, not 3-1, silly! How could you not know, watching you hurt my eyes!

Anyway with this display of mentorship Loudred completed the Musical Genius aspiration. I gave him friend of the world next because his Charisma is almost maxed anyway.

Piplup: Isn't this a bit much for you?

Misdreavus: Oh please. You're only reading to me because of this stupid aspiration. I can read Beowulf by myself, thank you.

Elliott: I know Goldeen invited me but damn is Ms. Anika one foxy mama.

Ugh. She only invited you because of a stupid whim.

Goldeen: Hey! Person who I'm not sure how much I like.

Elliott: Goldeen! I could literally just go home if you're going to be this way!

Goldeen: My mother just died! Give me my sympathy points!

Elliott: God! Fine!

True love.

Goldeen: If only I disliked your handsome face.

Elliott: If only the emotional instability reduced my attraction to you.

Goldeen: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with him...but I'm gonna.

Elliott: Um I'm in the room and while I'd regrettably like to, if you don't want to-

Goldeen: No I really do. That's the problem.

Misty: Look! Uncle is on the floor. Right where he belongs.

Loudred: I'm not supposed to encourage you in saying stuff like that-

Anika: Hey, he's an exception-

Loudred: That's true. You go, Misty. Take all those crabby feelings out on Zubat!

Zubat: OK I swear I can come back up-

Piplup: Actually I've decided I like this thing.

Skiploom: Duuuuude-

Haunter: This can definitely be my jam. Slinging drinks, making tips, flirting with ladies and lads alike-

You do realise this is just skilling for your barista job.

Haunter:...Shit.

Zubat: H-

Misty: No.

Zubat: C'mon now, I only ever innocently complimented your mother, and I was quite a chess whiz in my day-

Misty: How many more hints will I have to give, Uncle?

Elliott: Right, peace! We both got what we wanted, right crazy?

Goldeen: Indeed, douchebag. Call me or don't!

Loudred: Does that mean what I think it means?

Anika: Let it go darling. You're not her parent.

Loudred: I'm the closest thing left! And so are you!

Goldeen: I know, it's unfortunate.

Loudred: Why are you like this, honestly-

Zubat: Oooh, Misty, what's your next move gonna be? Lots of possibilities, the way you've set this board up.

Misdreavus: One by one I'm gonna get all the pieces-

Zubat: That's definitely an illegal move-

Misdreavus: I'm going to bundle them all up in a nice little bag.

Zubat: A forfeit? Boooo-

Misdreavus: And then I'm going to beat you with them, Uncle! Go away!

Here we see Tiger Mum Anika, with the child who is most agreeable to her.

Anika: That's all the extra credit you're doing? What if they test you on something you haven't looked at?

Piplup: But Mum I've gone through these notes twice!

Anika: Third time lucky, that's what they say!

Misty:...Shouldn't he be warning me off stranger danger?

Evie: Well nice to meet you too, Mr Loud. I like burning things.

Misty:...I think that's her encampment in the bushes.

Haunter came out too because he also has the Friend of the World aspiration.

Haunter: I'm evil but I want followers, you will love me and despair, etc. etc.

Kristine:...What?

This girl is apparently what you get when you mix Bheedas with Kim-Lewises. She's Jesminder and Arun's granddaughter, as well as Alice and Eric Kim-Lewis's.

Loudred: Lol leaves.

Misdreavus: If I have to spend one more second around strangers I'm scratching my skin off.

Haunter: Please ignore my weird father and sister, I'm-

Kristine: About as normal as them both. Hi, I'm Kristine.

Raj is out haunting.

Raj: I just have to check on my son. Every conscious moment, I fear he's about to join us.

Anyway Hallie and Zubat had their son. According to the family tree he is not blue. This is Marajka's seventh grandchild, or he would be if they were still alive.

Piplup: Technology, eh? We should wash our clothes in the river and dry them by sunlight, it's eco-friendly and I wouldn't have to do this-

You would have to do a bunch of labour though. Just fix the machine.

Goldeen: I can see it! The future ahead of me!

Misty: Ouch, seeing your own doom doesn't sound fun.

Goldeen: Well I see yours too, little girl. It's...lonely.

Misty:...Sounds perfect.

Haunter: What the FUCK happened to all the actual alcohol down here? I don't need all this coffee syrup nonsense.

Anika, upstairs I guess: You're welcome dear.

Loudred went to make friends.

Loudred: Aw jeez, it sucks to see a fellow Sim so down. Even scammers deserve love, right?

Bess: Right...and I neither admit or deny anything, this isn't a courtroom, capiche?

Loudred: Of course not. It's a friendship room! Metaphorically. We're on the open island.

Misty: Hm, what shall I do next? Good Lord, this is the match of my dreams! The morning of my dreams in fact. Leave me alone watcher.

...Y'know if she's happy I'm happy.

Loudred: You and me forever, violin <3. I might like people but you're still better than any friend.

He looks like he's having so much fun...I'll just let him do this lol.

Loudred: Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandroooo-

Morgan already hates Haunter cos he's in the Paragons lol.

Haunter: Shouldn't you be above this? You're 70.

Morgan: Oh that aesthetic...you coulda been a contender, boy.

Loudred: Damn they really just let anyone back here? Oooh that's the fancy alcohol-

Loudred get out of there and go make friends.

Loudred: Why are you two heckling my son?

Wolfgang: I dunno. Surely we should give up on the rivalry, Morgan. We have kids and families.

Haunter: Wait, didn't you two used to get bossed around by that brat kid Max Villareal.

Loudred: Oh yeah. Him. He used to steal lunch money from elementary schoolers.

Haunter: Speaking from experience, Dad?

Loudred: I'm not ashamed of getting bullied by a fifteen-year old when I was eight.

Seriously everybody hates Haunter.

Summer: Well you don't make yourself likeable boy!

Haunter: Says the woman who's pathetically clung to my family at every opportunity. I mean really. MY family of all people.

Kristine: Did you really invite me here just to hang out with some retired rebels?

Morgan: I'm not retired from shit!

Wolgang: You gave up on our last graffiti-ed mural because you pulled your shoulder.

Wolfgang: Oh screw it. FUCK THE PARAGONS!

Haunter: I haven't even been to one meeting, what the f-

Morgan: You just wanted an excuse to yell at something.

Dina, Kristine: Lol what is this.

Krysta: I can't believe you still wear that eyeliner Uncle Wolfgang.

Wolfgang: Emo never dies.

Krysta: I did enjoy that MCR concert you dragged me too.

I note this lady only because she's the prettiest Munch offshoot I've ever seen in this game.

Loudred: *kicks feet*

Megumi: Ugh dude, your splashing me and...are you OK, Addisyn?

Addisyn: Dunno what you mean.

Loudred; Cool can I try that?

Yes, the pool got glitchy. So we went home. Loudred needs one more friend and Haunter one more introduction, so they can do that shit at home.

Back at home...

Misty: I'm having the best day ever.

Have you even moved from the chess table?

Misty:...I switched seats.

Ukupanipo: FINE, we can be friends. Even though I still don't know if you're right for my Anika-

Loudred: Dude. It's been nearly thirty years and we have four kids. The ship's sailed.

Ukupanipo: Unfortunately so.

Ukupanipo: This is how you should woo my Anika. *takes hands*

Loudred: Wow your hands are so well-worn by the sea. So rough and worked...

Ukupanipo Stop it boy I'm trying to show you something.

Goldeen: Um he's like 45. What the hell is going on here?

What the hell indeed.

Piplup: Is there a reason you summoned me to the goddamn bathroom?

Goldeen: Yes! For we are going to overcome the succession laws and take over-

You're not gonna do anything.

Piplup: I agree with the Watcher.

Goldeen: You're no fun.

Haunter: -and I can rip the social fabric apart, once I weave my way into it-

Kristine: Dude. Don't give away your plan. What if I'm not on your side?

Haunter: Oh God! The betrayal!

Loudred: Lol this drink is basically all vodka.

Our fearless heir is now working on the Mixologist aspiration. He keeps trying to go make drinks anyway half the time, so hopefully this will make him happy.

Skiploom aged up.

Skiploom: Lol gonna wreck ur shit.

...He's fussy. Like his Auntie Goldeen before him. Maybe I should stop having late generation babies.

but oh my GAWD his face. Never mind I regret nothing. How could anyone be mad at this face?

He's even cute when he's mad.

Skiploom: No I won't do that! Go away!

Haunter: Lmao how's this late in life baby thing going for you now Mum?

Goldeen; Dunno why you're asking that. Kid reminds me of me. And I'm pretty cool.

Skiploom: Uh, Auntie Toxi? Could you maybe not watch me poo pls

Toxicroak: Fuck you also kid!

Anika:...Toxi could you not curse out my child, he's very small. Go yell at one of the other ones.

Mariska: *sniffle* I'm barely cold in the grave and you already deleted my skirt?

Skirt's back.

Mariska: Not the same.

...Ungrateful little-

Mariska: Anyway it's actually way easier to do pushups when you don't have any weight left to support, who'da thunk?

Like 4am lol...

Time for work Haunter.

Haunter; I hate you and my mother both for doing this to me, and I will take my re-

Revenge, got it. Just go. Evil sims smh.

Also this made me laugh because...my sense of humour is broken.

Anika: Why aren't you awake my little overachiever?

Misdreavus: I was up until midnight playing chess...

Anika: And it's been about five hours since then!

Leave the kid alone Anika, jeez.

Misderavus: No, she's right. The pursuit of excellence should not be threatened by mediocre human needs. Morning Grandma.

I should move that urn.

Piplup: Ooook, so we're moving out soon Do you think Goldeen will go halves with me on some juicy beachfront property?

Bold of you to think we can afford that. We're 'had a successful Gen 1' rich, not 'full legacy rich'.

Goldeen: I always knew it would end this way...me turned into a Cinderella!

Relax it's a few puddles. We'll let you leave.

Goldeen: Fine. Piplup's been talking about buying beach property, it's true. I just say - why don't we squat at Auntie Lati's? It'll be a fun challenge.

Anika got a nice juicy promotion to Level 8. Is it just me or is her hourly still kinda low.

Anika: Nobody ever got into education 'cos of the money.

Loudred is taking the lead on raising little Skiploom for now, as Anika is working and all.

Loudred: Right I'm going to show you the flashcards, and then I can correct you if you need a little help-

Skiploom: Idk. Can you?

Loudred: Good one, son.

I imagine between Goldeen, Haunter and Misty he's used to it.

Loudred: Wanna play?

Skiploom: No!

Loudred: Alright then, let's do something else, little frog.

Skiploom: That nickname better not stick around!

Skiploom: Actually playing ins't so bad! I'm a BIRD!

Loudred: Yes that's nice and - ow, stop kneeing my spinal cord.

Skiploom: Wait let me see!

Loudred: Uh, no. This is adult stuff. Just sit over there and play or something.

Misty: Very responsible, dad.

Loudred : Thanks, kiddo! Im not too bad a parent, eh?

Goldeen: Oh freedom is that you calling?!

I've already missed Piplup's candles (lol) so yes, yes it is.

Goldeen: Don't say sike!

Goldeen got the slob trait. Piplup is now a music lover.

Goldeen: Oh Piiiip are you ready become true roomies!

Piplup: No...not the slobbery...I cant do it.

Haunter: Lol is that your version of a microphone.

Piplulp: No I'm trying to be polite -*cough cough cough*

Loudred: That's bomb homeworking, Misty-

Misty: I beg for a scrap of peace and quiet.

Skiploom: Six people and none of you can feed me.

Skiploom: Oh my god PLEASE! My stomach is eating itself! You're my last hope.

Anika: So now you play nice.

Skiploom: Muuum!

Anika: Alright. Gawd. I'm getting you a sandwich.

The two new YAs are very productive members of society already.

Piplup: Ugh something smells!

Goldeen: Don't look at me! Pretty sure my brother just cropdusted us.

Loudred: I don't know what you're talking about.

And where's our fearless heiress?

Misdreavus: Lurking in the shadows. Less people about.

That tracks.

Misty: But seriously, get out of my face and let me get on with this mental skill. We have but a few hours and my bathroom break already ran 2 minutes long.