1.13- Fight!
We're going to start with Kezia and Ryan playing on the monkey bars together, for quite possibly one of the last times. The notification for his birthday came last chapter... :(.
Noah: Oh yeah! I'm cool!
Kezia TF? There are so many beds inside your own house. So many.
Sel: Hehehe
Ryan: She's so annoying.
Ryan: I hate the chips. The chips can die. BOO CHIPS.
Amanda: Look at me, Cheese. Totally cured. Not insane anymore.
Mac n Cheese: The f girl?
Kezia, it's midnight. Get in the house.
Get in the HOUSE.
Kezia: Don't wanna.
Noah: #stinkyandontoiletat3am
Yes, yes, well done.
HUNGRY are you Kezia? GET IN HOUSE.
Kezia: I am gonna get that stinking food!
Coulda done that 5 hours ago Kezzy but whatever... what do I know?
Kezia: Oh yeah, I'm doing life right.
-_-
Kezia: Cheeeeese
Noah: I am tolerating you only because you're the only one who's awake.
Sibling love.
Noah: Hmmmph. I've got to win against myself today.
Noah, I'm very nervous.
Noah: SO AM I!
Sel: Concentrate, concentrate...
You ain't got the Force, dear.
LOOK AT THIS! OK, so we had like $4000 before and now we can't even afford bills or a crappy toilet or anything, but who CARES! We're getting a second floor!!!! I'm going to put all the bedrooms and spare bathrooms up there, the current basement can be a home gym/spa type thing and the bedrooms downstairs are going to be a kitchen (Amanda and Don's room has tiling, so it fits) and a study (kid's room). Those are my PLANS, they might not happen for a long long time...
What got up your ass, Noah?
*sings* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FACE!
Kezia: Ugh. Another day hanging out with those losers.
That's your family...
Kezia: Exactly. LOSERS.
You are a mean kid (it's in your traits).
*angel choir*
I realised that Amanda had a painting on the easel just ready to be sold for £1017. So with that money I made their new room (the rest of the upper floor is very depressing)! I made it incredibly femininejust to troll Don.
Oops...sorry, no cake.
You're just gonna grow up in front of the fridge, in your underwear, while Ryan stares creepily,
Dumb kind of birthday. NOTHING HAPPENED. Amanda herself still has about 3-4 days...
How? You never make food.
Amanda: *whimpers* The easel gon' murder me!
YOU WORK WITH PAINTINGS, YOU'VE DONE IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ELSE, SO SHUT UP AND PAINT!
...sorry.
Cooked something and DIDN'T burn the house down.
Amanda is NOT wearing her ugly work clothing. Make up your mind game, should she wear it or nah?
Don, stop pouting about your stupid un-birthday.
Don: *sniff* But I bet Amanda gets a real party!
Yeah. She is the TH. Also she would have had to make a cake for you, and we talked and decided that she couldn't be asked. So f off.
Oh LOOK. It's J Hunt thingy thing who was being creepy at the gym when Amanda first got here (goes down memory lane). All of the townies aged up, probably, and now they're all sad because of their uneventful birthdays. Boo. BOO. Now everyone will be like this.
Went into CAS to change Don's clothing cos I'm bored of it. I just realised though...Noah has really feminine lips. He looks exactly like Amanda, I swear. He only has Don's eye colour and that's IT. Same with Ryan. The girls are the complete opposite...
OK, so I didn't really change anything. I just gave him a new everyday top because the red T-shirt is boring me. I also decided that he had to wear real pyjamas now. Proper grown-ass adult, DON.
Sleepwear. He also has grey slippers but I left them out because then the picture would be way too awkwardly long.
Also Amanda got new sportswear because why the hell not. (CC)
Shirt Heart: Don't wanna exercise.
Too bad, you're on her SPORTSWEAR.
Old Woman: Why must that boy play outside! It's disturbing my cat sweater!
Ryan: Wheeeeeeee!
Noah: Look what I can do!
Sel: Awww, COOL!
Noah: And that's how you catch, Sel!
Sel: Duh. I knew that, Noah, you're dumb.
Sel and Ryan: We call it 'screwing a lightbulb'!
Noah: OK guys...
Sel: I AM A VERY ANGRY CHICKEN!
Don: Haha, Sel, your brother's stupid, ain't he?
Sel: Oh yeah. He's my friend, but he DUMB.
Your grades aren't any better Sel.
Noah, you've been on this thing all day. Look at your dad and Sel and Ryan, socialising and being happy behind you.
Noah: But the computer's my BEST FRIEND.
Sel: And it'll be fun, and I can beat you up!
Ryan: *sniff* Don't wanna...
Kezia has been napping ALL DAY.
She's so cute, but she just looks so sad while sleeping.
Wow KEZIA. You make so much sense. You got up from your nap, told Blarffy a story and went straight back for another nap.
This snivelling lump is Don. SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID MISSED BIRTHDAY.
GO AWAY. Stupid neighbours.
This family are so adorable.
Ryan: Go sis! GO!
Instructions to Nancy Landgraab:
Step 1: Remove stick from butt...
Noah has the secret insane trait, I SWEAR. He's whining about the puddles on the floor (sink broke) but he's pulling the dumbest faces and talking about dinosaurs.
Noah: It's like Jurassic Park in here!
YOU DUMB.
This guy is still stalking Amanda. Mate, both of you are married w/ kids. Don't ruin that shit.
Ryan is drawing.
Dude: Bye ASSHOLES! Thanks for NOTHING!
We don't owe you shit, creep.
Aw sister bonding.
You're BACK?
Amanda hates this guy. Don't blame her tbh.
Goodbye ASSHOLE.
Christening the new bedroom.
Don: It's so GIRLY.
Amanda: -_- I like it!
Don: Yes dear!
GET OUT!
Dude: MY ARM IS STUCK.
ARGH I HATE YOU.
Amanda got into her first fight. First stalking her, then walking in on her and Don. AFTER he got told to go away...yeah, this bitch deserves it.
Meanwhile...
Don: I'm pretty.
She got beat, sadly. But they're enemies now!
Don: Girls, your mother just got into a fight.
Kezia: Ugh, really? This family is crazy.
Sel: But what did you do? WUSS.
EXACTLY SEL.
Tomorrow will be Ryan's birthday!
Score Sheet- 35
Single Births (4) +20
Aspiration Tiers (5) +25
Aspiration (1) +10
Grade A (1) +5
Pass Out (4) -20
Self Wetting (1) -5
Noah: #stinkyandontoiletat3am
Yes, yes, well done.
HUNGRY are you Kezia? GET IN HOUSE.
Kezia: I am gonna get that stinking food!
Coulda done that 5 hours ago Kezzy but whatever... what do I know?
Kezia: Oh yeah, I'm doing life right.
-_-
Kezia: Cheeeeese
Noah: I am tolerating you only because you're the only one who's awake.
Sibling love.
Noah: Hmmmph. I've got to win against myself today.
Noah, I'm very nervous.
Noah: SO AM I!
Sel: Concentrate, concentrate...
You ain't got the Force, dear.
LOOK AT THIS! OK, so we had like $4000 before and now we can't even afford bills or a crappy toilet or anything, but who CARES! We're getting a second floor!!!! I'm going to put all the bedrooms and spare bathrooms up there, the current basement can be a home gym/spa type thing and the bedrooms downstairs are going to be a kitchen (Amanda and Don's room has tiling, so it fits) and a study (kid's room). Those are my PLANS, they might not happen for a long long time...
What got up your ass, Noah?
*sings* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FACE!
Kezia: Ugh. Another day hanging out with those losers.
That's your family...
Kezia: Exactly. LOSERS.
You are a mean kid (it's in your traits).
*angel choir*
I realised that Amanda had a painting on the easel just ready to be sold for £1017. So with that money I made their new room (the rest of the upper floor is very depressing)! I made it incredibly feminine
Oops...sorry, no cake.
You're just gonna grow up in front of the fridge, in your underwear, while Ryan stares creepily,
Dumb kind of birthday. NOTHING HAPPENED. Amanda herself still has about 3-4 days...
How? You never make food.
Amanda: *whimpers* The easel gon' murder me!
YOU WORK WITH PAINTINGS, YOU'VE DONE IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ELSE, SO SHUT UP AND PAINT!
...sorry.
Cooked something and DIDN'T burn the house down.
Amanda is NOT wearing her ugly work clothing. Make up your mind game, should she wear it or nah?
Don, stop pouting about your stupid un-birthday.
Don: *sniff* But I bet Amanda gets a real party!
Yeah. She is the TH. Also she would have had to make a cake for you, and we talked and decided that she couldn't be asked. So f off.
Oh LOOK. It's J Hunt thingy thing who was being creepy at the gym when Amanda first got here (goes down memory lane). All of the townies aged up, probably, and now they're all sad because of their uneventful birthdays. Boo. BOO. Now everyone will be like this.
Went into CAS to change Don's clothing cos I'm bored of it. I just realised though...Noah has really feminine lips. He looks exactly like Amanda, I swear. He only has Don's eye colour and that's IT. Same with Ryan. The girls are the complete opposite...
OK, so I didn't really change anything. I just gave him a new everyday top because the red T-shirt is boring me. I also decided that he had to wear real pyjamas now. Proper grown-ass adult, DON.
Sleepwear. He also has grey slippers but I left them out because then the picture would be way too awkwardly long.
Also Amanda got new sportswear because why the hell not. (CC)
Shirt Heart: Don't wanna exercise.
Too bad, you're on her SPORTSWEAR.
Old Woman: Why must that boy play outside! It's disturbing my cat sweater!
Ryan: Wheeeeeeee!
Noah: Look what I can do!
Sel: Awww, COOL!
Noah: And that's how you catch, Sel!
Sel: Duh. I knew that, Noah, you're dumb.
Sel and Ryan: We call it 'screwing a lightbulb'!
Noah: OK guys...
Sel: I AM A VERY ANGRY CHICKEN!
Don: Haha, Sel, your brother's stupid, ain't he?
Sel: Oh yeah. He's my friend, but he DUMB.
Noah, you've been on this thing all day. Look at your dad and Sel and Ryan, socialising and being happy behind you.
Noah: But the computer's my BEST FRIEND.
Sel: And it'll be fun, and I can beat you up!
Ryan: *sniff* Don't wanna...
Kezia has been napping ALL DAY.
She's so cute, but she just looks so sad while sleeping.
Wow KEZIA. You make so much sense. You got up from your nap, told Blarffy a story and went straight back for another nap.
This snivelling lump is Don. SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID MISSED BIRTHDAY.
GO AWAY. Stupid neighbours.
This family are so adorable.
Ryan: Go sis! GO!
Instructions to Nancy Landgraab:
Step 1: Remove stick from butt...
Noah has the secret insane trait, I SWEAR. He's whining about the puddles on the floor (sink broke) but he's pulling the dumbest faces and talking about dinosaurs.
Noah: It's like Jurassic Park in here!
YOU DUMB.
This guy is still stalking Amanda. Mate, both of you are married w/ kids. Don't ruin that shit.
Ryan is drawing.
Dude: Bye ASSHOLES! Thanks for NOTHING!
We don't owe you shit, creep.
Aw sister bonding.
You're BACK?
Amanda hates this guy. Don't blame her tbh.
Goodbye ASSHOLE.
Christening the new bedroom.
Don: It's so GIRLY.
Amanda: -_- I like it!
Don: Yes dear!
GET OUT!
Dude: MY ARM IS STUCK.
ARGH I HATE YOU.
Amanda got into her first fight. First stalking her, then walking in on her and Don. AFTER he got told to go away...yeah, this bitch deserves it.
Meanwhile...
Don: I'm pretty.
She got beat, sadly. But they're enemies now!
Don: Girls, your mother just got into a fight.
Kezia: Ugh, really? This family is crazy.
Sel: But what did you do? WUSS.
EXACTLY SEL.
Tomorrow will be Ryan's birthday!
Score Sheet- 35
Single Births (4) +20
Aspiration Tiers (5) +25
Aspiration (1) +10
Grade A (1) +5
Pass Out (4) -20
Self Wetting (1) -5
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